Ala's tips on how to get laid...guaranteed!!

[Ala]

Take $100 to a brothel.

 

[Sissyfoo]

I could get laid 100 times for that kind of money in Bournemouth!! \o/

 

[Tisme]

Sissy u from Bournemouth ??

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yep...you may have detected a theme in my last dozen or so posts with my anti-bournemouth theme!

 

[Tisme]

awwwww come on its not such a bad place
well i'm happy here

 

[HerculesPluto]

Front Bottoms

 

[Archeon]

But I don't have $100, how am I supposed to get laid?

 

[Loxleyhood]

Front Bottoms

Furry front bottoms.

 

[Raven]

But I don't have $100, how am I supposed to get laid?

chav women only need a bottle of 20/20 and they are anyones, around the £5 mark i think

 

[Brynn]

Furry front bottoms.

smooooooooooth front bottoms

 

[swords]

^^ maybe with a small ''welcome mat''

 

[Apathy]

How to get laid for FREE for the REST OF ETERNITY -

1) Kill some Americans.
2) Get killed.
3) Go hump your 40 virgins in Heaven.

a.
*

 

[Loxleyhood]

Red Lion. Buy her two drinks to start her off. She's soon outdrinking me. Sexy shenanigans ensue.

 

[k9awya]

Heaven.

err, imaginary place

 

[Loxleyhood]

err, imaginary place

I think that was implied.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Simply reply to one of the many spam e-mails you get in your inbox which offer free shagz0rs! Whaaat? They wouldn't send it if it wasn't true!!

 

['Shy]

Hihi

 

[Sissyfoo]

Teh Shyz0r has returnethdth (tries to combine a bit of roleplay and l33t speak-eth)!!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Look Shy! I have clawed my way out of another ban! :touch:

 

[TeaSpoon]

chav women only need a bottle of 20/20 and they are anyones, around the £5 mark i think

£3.14 for a large bottle of lambrini....

 

[Raven]

£3.14 for a large bottle of lambrini....

bargain! you can use the remaining £1.86 for the bus fare to the VD clinic in the morning

 

[TeaSpoon]

bargain! you can use the remaining £1.86 for the bus fare to the VD clinic in the morning

Thats my regular sunday morning plan!

/edit

Don't forget its also large enough to get 2, possibly a third smaller chavett drunk, so you can split the cost with two mates.

/edit

 

[Ala]

[QUOTE='Shy]Hihi [/QUOTE]

Hi 'Shy! Where you been at?!

 

[swords]

Hmm Repent goes away...Shy returns almost immediately...
This can mean only one things!
DUH DUH DUUUUM!

Shy hates Repent!
:worthy:

 

['Shy]

Look Shy! I have clawed my way out of another ban! :touch:

Lolol, yes I saw you pwned yourself by posting from your alt account by mistake, mwahahah. Welcome back

 

['Shy]

Hmm Repent goes away...Shy returns almost immediately...
This can mean only one things!
DUH DUH DUUUUM!

Shy hates Repent!
:worthy:

Who doesn't? Repent who?

 

['Shy]

Hi 'Shy! Where you been at?!

Oooo Ala - scary avatar

Me? I been here all the time, just showing how super 1337 I am by not posting. Bow before me.

 

[Lumikki]

:worthy:

 

[Sissyfoo]

[QUOTE='Shy]Oooo Ala - scary avatar

Me? I been here all the time, just showing how super 1337 I am by not posting. Bow before me. [/QUOTE]

I bow for no man! ... or girl! ... or pixies! ... pizza delivery girls, perhaps!

 

[Ala]

[QUOTE='Shy]Oooo Ala - scary avatar [/QUOTE]

Oh well can't please all the peeps all the time. She does look a little dark and scary doesn't she...matches my mood atm babe, off cigarettes and all homicidal and what not, you know what I mean?