Aint Monty Python great :D

[Lorra]

you've just got to love his songs:

such classic such as:

Brave Sir robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave Sir Robin,
Brave Sir Robin who...
To fight and...............
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

and

Knights of the round table

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

o the joy.

 

[Gamah]

nope

 

[Tom]

Funny, I thought Monty Python was the collective name for a bunch of Oxford educated comedians, rather than a reclusive genius who wrote humerous songs.

 

[Lorra]

yea i know, but it sounded weird typing their erm... but if it pleases you.

 

[Job]

Well actually

Eric Idle wrote most of the songs

The Philosopher song is pure genius.


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[Ezteq]

lol love monty python, my sister has the life of brian tape and used to watch it all the time, unfourtunately my nephew watched it when he was small and then they had a lesson on the birth of christ in school and he stood up and told them they were wrong and started to tell them about a guy called brian, who wasnt the messiah he was a very naughty boy!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes. Let's all once again sit by a campfire, hold hands, say things like "none shall pass" or "your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries", stuff marshmallows up our noses and try to find the lost flute... Found it! And damn it's old!

 

[Job]

Anyone noticed that John Cleese has turned out to be a concieted, arrogant twat.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

So did Bob Monkhouse after a while.

Anyway, i'm both proud and ashamed to admit i have the monty python sings ablbum. Tonnes of great and annoying songs.

 

[Sigurd]

He's got good reason to be arrogant. John Cleese > J00.

 

[Eroa]

Anyone noticed that John Cleese has turned out to be a concieted, arrogant twat.

no i havnt.. since i dont know the person