Holiday Ahoy Mateys!

[Fweddy]

Yarrrr!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

 

[Raven]

Arrr avast me hardies! Hoist the main sail!

 

[opticle]

Snarf snarf.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shiver me timbers, i be forgetting all about this here day.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[DaGaffer]

Sitakuja kuzungumza kama pirate sababu shit kwamba alikuwa mzee wa miaka kumi iliyopita; badala, hii ni jinsi ya kuongea kama pirate siku hizi.

 

[Scouse]

Talk like them pirates all ye want mateys - I actually BE a pirate!

(Otherwise they would have tried to stop me getting into this )

 

[Tuthmes]

So a pirate walks into a bar.

Bartender says: You have a steering wheel up your crotch.

Pirate says: Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!