AHHHHHHH, fffiirrrreeeeeeee

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Wilier

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OK, so Im on nights, start of shift and Im in Yahoo chatting with young Laz-r-us and I get a call to meet the Plant Leader at one of our GOHDS reactors. This is a 200ft tower that removes sulphur from the Gas Oil feed to our Coking unit. It runs at 600psi at about 700deg C. Anyway, I gets out there, climbs to the top and finds that there is a gasket that has (technical term) sprung. ie. its gonna leak, real soon.

So we put in an emergency call to get the ERT (of which I am a member) to come and standby while the Ops shut the unit down, the danger being as the temps and pressures decrease, there is a likleyhood of the gasket letting go BIG TIME.

10 minutes later and off she goes, big leak, big fire. Exciting huh? The big fire wasnt really the problem, there is nothing above the tower, so the flames pretty much went up, but the leak also dropped flames onto other bits of kit in the area, so we ended up having to get hand lines out to fight the small fires.

During extinguishing one of these small fires, me and my hose team got into a bit of a situation where there was another, smaller, leak down on the ground, flames jetting out toward us we had to try and "bend" the flame away to get to the isolation valves. This was working fine, we were advancing toward the valve, pushing the jet back when my mule behinfd me taps on me shoulder (I was on the branch)
"Phil, your leg......."

with all the noise, i didnt hear him right

"eh???" I shouts

"your leg...."

"...its on fire mate"

AAHHhhhhhhh bugger, now I can feel the heat, fuck what do I do?? If I try to put it out with the branch, the jet will smack us square in the chest, I f I leave it, Im gonna burn. Im worried now, its getting hot, my kits on fire, Im beginning to panic..........

Luckily one of the other teams saw the problem and directed their spray at us, which put my leg out, but we had to continue to extinguish the leak.

Suffice to say that now, 2 hrs later, the fires and leak are all out. Im hot and bothered, but uninjured. But the unit is a bit charred.

Hey-ho, another fine day at "Europes safest, cleanest most profitable refinery"

Apologies for the length.
 
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Testin da Cable

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fuck that, I'm glad you're allright matey! nobody hurt I hope?
 
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Summo

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Wow. Your job is too cool, Wilier. :)

And never apologise about the length.
 
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Xtro

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:eek2:

And I think my job is bad. Glad you are ok m8.
 
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Lester

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beaten by the fastest poster in the west :(


errr.. fast posting's for sailors?
 
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Testin da Cable

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but I live to the east :(

fsck me I could never do Wilier's job. dealing with recalcitrant servers is where it's at baby, at least they don't spout flames at you :eek:
 
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Munkey-

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You scare the shite outta me willier. My dad works down at the QP refinery here in Doha. the NGL....1 or 2....cant remember got totally levelled about five years ago. whole shift lost their life when one of the tanks leaked throughout the plant and then ignited. Whole shift lost their life.
 
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Lester

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Listen, in my day we used to put out fires with our tungs.....





err wp wilier
 
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FatBusinessman

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Originally posted by Wilier
Im hot and bothered, but uninjured. But the unit is a bit charred.

I thought it was just your leg that was on fire? ;)
 
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Wilier

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Hee Hee, its not that bad, honest. I'll be giving it all up soon anyway. I got me a day job. :D
 
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Testin da Cable

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wilier aer teh become a pr0nstarrr!!11
 
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~Lazarus~

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dont know what the problem is.

Shite disnae burn.

















poof :p
 
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Testin da Cable

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"how was your day at work dear?"
"oh...you know...same old same old..."
"that's alright then dear...here's your tea"
"lovely, thanks sugerpuff"
 
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Summo

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"What's that blackened stump, darling?"
"That's my leg, dear. I'm sensitive about it. Don't mention it."
"Not that, the other one?"
"That's my penis, dear."
"Of course. Drink your tea, charling. Oops..."
 
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amobea

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I'd be seeing a doctor promptly
all the heat when your leg was on fire mighta damaged your nadgers
Best have em checked out.. don't want em falling off unexpectedly
 
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Lester

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Originally posted by Wilier



During extinguishing one of these small fires, me and my hose got into a bit of a situation

twhen my mule behind me taps on me shoulder (I was on the branch)

"Phil, your leg......."




So let me get this right....

Because of the firemans strike you are using prostitutes to help put out fires and are training talking donkeys too!!?

I think this situation is extremely serious and I am going to write to my MP when I've had a lie down.
 

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