agh spiders!!!!

[haarewin]

hello.
how the fuck do i get rid of the spiders? i'm finding 2-4 a day in the house at the moment. every time i shriek like a bitch and have to trap it under a glass until someone manly comes along and sorts it out for me. is there some sort of repellent?

 

[Thadius]

Not so sure, you can get an electric one .

Its thier mating season, they go on the prowl, looking for sexlove

 

[haarewin]

Not so sure, you can get an electric one .

Its thier mating season, they go on the prowl, looking for sexlove

ooh, an electric one! cool. i must search for and buy one of these devices.

and i did not know it was their mating season. no wonder the fuckers are everywhere!

 

[Ctuchik]

this would probably be it

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but i have my doubts.. its good on a tad to many different pests for me to be convinced.

little bit like "if its to good to be true it probably is".

 

[Ctuchik]

this is interesting tho. albeit a tad gruesome

How to Create Affective Spider Repellent | eHow.com

 

[haarewin]

this is interesting tho. albeit a tad gruesome

How to Create Affective Spider Repellent | eHow.com

ew! i dont have the guts to do that sort of thing. a plug is much more my thing.

 

[Overdriven]

Hate. Spiders. They. Must. All. Die. (When they've done their job)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hate. Spiders. They. Must. All. Die. (When they've done their job)

Quoted for maximum truth.

It's good that they kill all other pests around, but after that, it's sleepy time

 

[Ctuchik]

ew! i dont have the guts to do that sort of thing. a plug is much more my thing.

well, look at it this way. do this now and you will very very rarely have a spider inside you're house again

i dont really trust any of those "squeek" machines unless it actually kills the bloody things to.

for all we know it could just as well ATTRACT certain spiders just as much as repel other types.

but if the spiders smell lots of dead spiders they probably wont risk being a part of said smell


talked to my sister who had tons of spider problems this sumer and she tried something very similar to this and she hasn't seen a spider since. which is god as she fears spiders more then death itself. granted she had a husband to do all the "mushing of spiders" tho.

 

[Lamp]

Nothing wrong with spiders. They're cute. Check this little fella out:

Spoiler

 

[haarewin]

ok, i'll get to trapping and wait for them to die, make and then spray the dead spider juice everywhere.

 

[Gamah]

I get loads in my house too, I used to be scared but now i'm meh.. had a fucking assive one in my house on the friday..i throw it out the window (after trapped in glass) and heard it hit the ground from my bedroom window.. lol.

 

[Ezteq]

i cant believe all this hate towards spiders! if we were living somewhere where spiders could actually caouse you physical harm then yes i could possibly understand it but the lil harmless fellas we get here are nothing to be a'scairt about!

we got at least 5 spiders in each room (very high ceilings lol cant reach to evict them) the only time i put a spider outside is if its a really big meaty one or if its made a web near my bed.

but spiders are the least of our troubles we have slugs that get in te kitchen and bathroom, had a really fast little one yesterday shimmying over the bathroom tiles and also we get centipedes in the bath! (you thinks spiders are squicky...try facing one of these puppies!) also we have an infestation of weevles that are about the size of full stops (lift up a can or a book etc and they all scarper) its bug city in here! oh and i found a maggot in the bath (while i was in it) when i used to work at asda i think it hitched a ride home on me after id chucked a load of rotten dog food out...gross eh? tbh maggots and flys are the only things i really dont liek, they get shoo'd out the door though not squashed.



Haar if you want a good way to evict spiders thats not gross or has no danger of them touching you why not get a long handled poop scooper you can scoop the spider and then chuck it out...hopefully it wont dent the concrete outside your house like gamahs did lol

 

[Gamah]

why do you live in a barn ez :|

 

[old.Tohtori]

By the way, my eviction tool for spideys and other creepy crawlers is my desert eagle "BB" gun

Accurate from across the room and even to the other room. Though aimings a b*tch then

About spiders not being dangerous, clicky to sooth the spiderfobes there in the UK.

But i don't care, they. All. Die.

f*cking bugs...

 

[Ezteq]

well i have been bitten by a couple of spiders in the UK but its not bad i mean its stingy and itchy but i didnt die or anything and LOL gam no i dont live in a barn but it bloomin feels like it sometimes, specially when the horses wander through in the middle of the night Oo