Adverts you hate

[DaGaffer]

I've been watching a fair bit of daytime TV lately and some of the ads are actually starting to make me grind my fillings right out of my head. Personal king of the hate list at the moment, that Head and Shoulders one, "everyone knows a bloke like Mickey..." yeah, and he's a total twat.

Over to you.

 

[old.user4556]

The AA.

you've got a friennnnnnnnnddddd!

I'd cancel my AA membership for that shite advert.

No, I don't have a fucking friend, i've got some fucking arse who doesn't know how to fix my car or get any error codes because he "doesn't have the latest software" on his Speak and Spell laptop piece of shit, so tows me to a local garage and dumps me there.

In my AA experience anyway.

 

[Damini]

The MFI adverts. I actually wrote to them and told then how much I hated their adverts, and how if the shops were anything like the adverts made them out, I'd rather swim naked through sandpaper than set foot inside.

They took it remarkably well.

 

[nath]

I've had one on mind for a few days, didn't think it was worth it's own thread. That fucking Sky cartoon advert about being carbon neutral.


Oh and spot on about the head and shoulders ad, Mickey. What a tool.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Not really seen any recently now I've finished being student scum

 

[Dukat]

CONFUSED DOT COM "CONFUUUUUUUUUUSED DOT COM"
Elephant dot co dot uk "elephant dot co dot uk elephant dot co dot uk elephant dot co dot uk elephant dot co dot uk"
Ocean finance "CALL OCEAN! blahblahblah"
Picture mortgage loanlender "mum wheres my scooter"
Direct line "thats a good deal better"
etc!


Burn them all!

 

[Kryten]

All the stuck up perfume adverts - especially the Lacoste Pink ones. The K-Swiss trainers advert. All those fucking Esure adverts.
The Orange poetry adverts. Nnnnngh!

No excuse for it, really. There's so many really good adverts out there that stick in your mind, even when sometimes they have very little to do with the item being sold. (That Gorilla advert, Honda's adverts etc)

 

[Gray]

Shiela's Wheels

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Damini]

Oh god - Nicole Kidman.

I LOOOOOVE TO DANCE!

Sort it out love, you're acting a little crazy.

 

[TdC]

hate all of them tbh. what I hate most is when they synchronize them on different networks, and then sync the networks to run adverts simultaneously so you can't escape. god that gets on my tits. or when they run a full advert and come back with a 10sec reminder after two other adverts. or when it's an advert about cheap loans. or jamba ringtones. they deserve lingering death.

 

[MYstIC G]

Safestyle UK

"I SAI' YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!!!!"

 

[Scouse]

All adverts are the spawn of Satan's loins, spaffed through your telly and hungrily drunken down.

Every. Single. One.

 

[Arnie 2Tone]

Those digital TV adverts with Uma Thurman in them. May she be locked in a room with Ed Gein and Fred West for all eternity for those abominations.

As for Mickey, I'd like to kick him until he begs for a punch.

 

[Clown]

They're gonna taste greaaaat!!!

 

[Alan]

They're gonna taste greaaaat!!!

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Wins it for me too.

 

[00dave]

On the subject of the Mickey c**t I'm not gay or owt but if I were I would consider him an ugly smug bastard who thinks to much of himself and steer clear. Surely women don't find him attractive.

Also that love compatability text thing, what's the point?

 

[Damini]

I Need To Know If My Man Will Love A Woman Nuerotic Enough To Send His Name Into A Love Compatability Test!!!!

 

[Damini]

Ahh, I can't do the all caps thing. Boo

 

[Calaen]

The adverts are shit, but this is just plain wrong.

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[MYstIC G]

This is why youtube scares me:
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Ad 2) Barry fucking Scott

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Barry Scott is a made up character, he isn't even real. It's a disgrace and clearly in breach of advertising standards. Still, it's not as offensive as those Halifax song adverts.

 

[Bullitt]

The pair of fucking pillocks who advertise the dairy milk/cadburys cream egg bastard lovechild, it used to be on between ad breaks of Coronation St. (the bitc...girlfriend makes me watch it i swear!)
"How EGGciting"

Grrrr.

However on the other hand the Dairy Milk drum monkey rocks.

 

[old.user4556]

The Halifax adverts work very well. Annoying as fuck, but other banks are jealous of their advertising and wish their adverts were as "good". Very strong brands.

 

[Wij]

Howard for teh lose tbh :/

 

[nath]

Howard isn't as bad as that fucking God awful dancing chick in the more recent adverts. Nghhhhh.

 

[Maljonic]

I can't stand any of them, I switch channels and wait for them to be done with.

 

[mycenae]

I hate the Hastings direct car insurance cartoons. " 0800111066" That ditty really makes me cringe. Im fact, most insurance ads make me cringe, and loan ones too!

 

[Gray]

hah did someone just advertise-spam in here? New.

oh and another one which i seen earlier. The ones were kids are advertising toilet paper and shite [Not literally].

Oh, and on the rare occasion i watch The Bill - Those Jeyes adverts/sponser do my nut in too

 

[TdC]

nope, nobody did nothing

 

[Damini]

"Poo, poo, it stinks, it stinks!" That awful poo vapour disguising scent advert, with a small boy sat on the toilet and an air freshener that looks like a lice egg.