aaahHHHHHH

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was led in bed watching die hard, 50% asleep then i saw a black thing whizz past the bottom of the tele (my tv is right next to bed)

i looked over the edge

its a fuckin HUGE SPIDER and i cant find it

im paranoid and shitting it now

 

[Himse]

was led in bed watching die hard, 50% asleep then i saw a black thing whizz past the bottom of the tele (my tv is right next to bed)

i looked over the edge

its a fuckin HUGE SPIDER and i cant find it

im paranoid and shitting it now

biglol.

 

[DocWolfe]

Make sure when you find it you insert it into your mouth and see how long you can keep it in there :x

 

[Chronictank]

hehe had the same a week ago, found the little bastard today and threw him out
just ignore it they are more scared of you than the other way round

 

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i dont wanna sleep now

 

[Everz]

go to sleep, let it crawl onto your face then roll over and crush the biatch xD

 

[Blackjack]

i dont wanna sleep now

i feel with you I'm not usually freaked out by spiders. But alittle while ago a HUGE, spider crawled up my wall. When i spotted it, my first thought was; "where this monster escaped from?!". I franticly searched for something big enough to slay it with. Since it would probably just have eaten the TV guide i had. It reached my sealing, couldn't support it's own weight, fell... I heard that mother hit the floor...and i have carpets. then it disapeared behind my computer table. I freaked, ran out and got the vacuum cleaner, never got it.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

i feel with you I'm not usually freaked out by spiders. But alittle while ago a HUGE, spider crawled up my wall. When i spotted it, my first thought was; "where this monster escaped from?!". I franticly searched for something big enough to slay it with. Since it would probably just have eaten the TV guide i had. It reached my sealing, couldn't support it's own weight, fell... I heard that mother hit the floor...and i have carpets. then it disapeared behind my computer table. I freaked, ran out and got the vacuum cleaner, never got it.

probably one of the Tegenaria Atrica. It's a funnelwebspider, and the biggest spider in central and west europe. It's a big mofo and just to reassure you, the male is only active at night...
They like corners and small hidingplaces, like behind closets etc., and they're pretty fast aswell.
I got 'em here pretty often, although I haven't seen 'em this season yet, but that's what you get when living in a 200~300 year old house

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_atrica
^ watch it, big picture on the right

and a dutch website:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_atrica
^ three pictures in the middle of the page

they live on little insects, so you're not his main meal
they can run really fast indeed

 

[Everz]

probably one of the Tegenaria Atrica. It's a funnelwebspider, and the biggest spider in central and west europe. It's a big mofo and just to reassure you, the male is only active at night...
They like corners and small hidingplaces, like behind closets etc., and they're pretty fast aswell.
I got 'em here pretty often, although I haven't seen 'em this season yet, but that's what you get when living in a 200~300 year old house

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_atrica
^ watch it, big picture on the right

and a dutch website:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_atrica
^ three pictures in the middle of the page

they live on little insects, so you're not his main meal
they can run really fast indeed

heh looks like the one i had a close view on when i woke up and found it just above my eye, great view till i realised i was awake, then just jumped up and crushed the fool xD

 

[Howley]

ive got a nice scale model glock 18 pellet gun
thats right .. when i see a big mofo spider like that .. i just stick'em to the wall

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

hmm... that second link went bad apparently. Should've been this:
http://www.gardensafari.net/dutch/picpages/tegenaria_atrica.htm

 

[old.Tohtori]

ive got a nice scale model glock 18 pellet gun
thats right .. when i see a big mofo spider like that .. i just stick'em to the wall

45. desert eagle airsoft gun here...no f*cker with more then two legs lives for long in this apartment

 

[Lamp]

was led in bed watching die hard

Die Hard 2 was on TV last night

Gr8 movie

 

[Bugz]

hmm... that second link went bad apparently. Should've been this:
http://www.gardensafari.net/dutch/picpages/tegenaria_atrica.htm

That would pwn me anyday

 

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well i just basically tried to clear the area and had no luck ifnding it, so i just wrapped myself up in my covers and went to sleep, tho i woke up a few times in the night paranoid :<

 

[Sparx]

45. desert eagle airsoft gun here...no f*cker with more then two legs lives for long in this apartment

nah its all about having 2 M4 an M16, minimi, AK47, MP5, P90, 6 different pistols airsoft style to hand when you see little fookers like that. I go airsofting alot btw not just a freak

 

[Mikah75]

i feel your pain !
i pick little spiders up and everything, but there seems to be a sudden influx of the BIG FAT HUGE ones! i went to make dinner last week with my sister, and went to light the hob and this fuck off massive one was sitting on the hob plate, didnt really wanna remove it but i wasnt allowed to incinerate it and my sister wasnt gonna pick it up so i grabbed some kitchen roll and tried to pick it up in that but it ran around it on my hand eugh:<

 

[Mikah75]

it looked just like this!
http://corpse.x-zone.lv/animals/sp/t_atrica.jpg

 

[Dukat]

When it comes to late night beasty hunting:

samurai sword > airsoft gun!

I personally cba to go chasing every spider/fly I see around and taking it out, but I make an exception for wasps

 

[Overdriven]

I want a gun to kill spiders/moths =(

 

[Thadius]

Could have been this beauty

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_spider

On the subject, I have a horror book that is 25 years old and its about killer spiders in the British Countryside, who hunt like those ants in Africa that eat everything and anything in a certain area.

Scares me shitless, shame I cant get the earlier version of it

 

[Zakoraya]

I reckon you should use SoM's second ability to detect it and then pwn it down with dd's!!

hope it wont cause you anymore problems though Usually if any insects get into the house they get munched by my slightly strange cat. If you are very very worried just borrow someones cat :touch:

 

[Twinky]

to bad they crawl into ur mouth and arse during nights!!! moahahah >)

 

[Mikah75]

to bad they crawl into ur mouth and arse during nights!!! moahahah >)

tis true, people dont believe it but they do!

i've woken up twice in my life lying on my side with a spider crawling into my mouth, with its legs creeping in going to venture

 

[Solo]

What sort of maniac is stroking a spider anyway..

 

[Amanita]

Are these things migrating to england or something? I never saw spiders this big until last summer back in my old area and now here this summer.

I'm not particularly bothered by spiders, but spotting one of these makes me jump a bit

 

[Lamp]

to bad they crawl into ur mouth and arse during nights!!! moahahah >)

ewww

 

[Ormorof]

well i just basically tried to clear the area and had no luck ifnding it, so i just wrapped myself up in my covers and went to sleep, tho i woke up a few times in the night paranoid :<

you probably ate the poor little thing