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You tried to make yourself feel better, I imagine if it has nothing to do with looks that this older man is just better boyfriend material than you. Either that or he's a great fuck.

What do you look for in a man Cal ?
 

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Not heard that one before, how awesomely offensive

Chubby Brown, about as offensive as it gets. :D

I would fully expect a punch in the chops if I ever called a woman a splitarse to her face, would be fully deserved as well. :)
 

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Jeesus. A post about my girlfriend not putting out a fire has turned into a flame Toht 'cause he once got dumped thread.

Have any of you never been dumped? Do you all approve of your ex's choice in new boyfriends?

Do we care??
 

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Do you all approve of your ex's choice in new boyfriends?

No, he's a **** with bad teeth and foul breath.

Other people down the local refer to him as "Shit breath".

It was me that dumped her tho, so that's alright :)
 

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Jeesus. A post about my girlfriend not putting out a fire has turned into a flame Toht 'cause he once got dumped thread.

Have any of you never been dumped? Do you all approve of your ex's choice in new boyfriends?

Do we care??

I don't give a shit about my ex's choices. Neither do I ridicule them for thinking the person they are with somehow worse off than me.
 

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Personally I'd be very pleased if my ex met someone nice. I've been very lucky since we split and I'd like the same for her, and what he looks like is irrelevant so long as he makes her happy. I actually don't wish any ex of mine any ill-will; whether they feel the same about me is another matter...
 

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With you there m8. The birds I've split up with amicably I wish good things for. Birds I've split up with on bad terms - couldn't care less about...
 

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I think Thot's point is based around the fact she dumped him because he did not "look good enough" for her so when he sees she is now with someone that looks worse than him he had a laugh. I think if i was dumped for that reason.
 

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I think Thot's point is based around the fact she dumped him because he did not "look good enough" for her so when he sees she is now with someone that looks worse than him he had a laugh.

Someone who can read, well done :p

I don't wish any harm on ex's, but when you see something like that, it's a laugh moment.

Calaen ofcourse is still just pissed off because i once said i don't want to get married :p
 

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I think Thot's point is based around the fact she dumped him because he did not "look good enough" for her so when he sees she is now with someone that looks worse than him he had a laugh. I think if i was dumped for that reason.

In his opinion. Eye of the beholder tbh.
 

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Seriously, we can't make any judgements on any of this without pics of said ex's.

Chop chop!
 

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I wanna pic of "shit breath" he sounds hot!

:)
 

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Calaen ofcourse is still just pissed off because i once said i don't want to get married :p

To him??


I'm not fussed about marriage myself. It'd only happen if a girl I was totally bonkers for told me it was a deal-breaker if we didn't - but to be fair, I'm unlikely to be totally bonkers for a girl who gives a shit about marriage...
 

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To him??


I'm not fussed about marriage myself. It'd only happen if a girl I was totally bonkers for told me it was a deal-breaker if we didn't - but to be fair, I'm unlikely to be totally bonkers for a girl who gives a shit about marriage...

What, not ever for the tax break? :)
 

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You have to offset that against the risk of her taking you to the cleaners should it all reach an untimely end.

It just cost a mate of mine £200,000+ and his house and he was married less than 5 years to a minimum-wage bitch who refused to go abroad on holiday because she was scared of flying.

First thing she did with the cash? Booked a holiday to Cancun with her mate :eek:
 

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You have to offset that against the risk of her taking you to the cleaners should it all reach an untimely end.

It just cost a mate of mine £200,000+ and his house and he was married less than 5 years to a minimum-wage bitch who refused to go abroad on holiday because she was scared of flying.

First thing she did with the cash? Booked a holiday to Cancun with her mate :eek:

And that is a big reason why me and my ex are still on good terms; she didn't try to pull any of that shite (she still got a 100K out of me, but theoretically she was entitled to more if she'd wanted to be pissy about it).
 

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I don't think there is enough capacity on the FH servers for the size of my ranting post on women.
 

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I don't think there is enough capacity on the FH servers for the size of my ranting post on women.

It's been a while, I think we are all ready for a Big G "fucking wimmins" post. Also Deebs has just upgraded the servers to improve performance, so FH can take it.
 

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I don't understand this money thing. you're married, you can't make it work, you split. surely that's all there is to it? where does money enter into the equation? surely it's about the person, not the property?
 

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It's all about the person till they want out. If they want out they find that they don't like you any more - and fancy depriving you of your property.
 

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Oh it's definately about the money. But yes, it's also about revenge. Women want revenge (even if they're the ones that leave) - and they see a way of doing it that can get them loads of dosh. If they didn't want revenge they remember the dosh, and talk themselves into the fact that they deserve "revenge", when what they're really after is the dosh...

Its why when a girlfriend leaves, who's got no recourse to your cash, there's a slight possibility that they'll cut up your clothes or somesuch shit. Has anyone ever heard of a man doing this?
 

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My ex burned my uni texts, my trade papers and my flight log book along the clothes I didn't take with me.
 

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My ex burned my uni texts, my trade papers and my flight log book along the clothes I didn't take with me.

Good thing you weren't married - she'd have burned a fucking huge hole in your wallet...
 

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