aaaaaaaah!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WTF!!!!

[TdC]

holy shit! wtf is this thing! o0

after a boozy night with mates at my place, I tried to retire to the place where absolutely no magic at all happens, eg my bed, when my entrance to the bedroom was disturbed by this thing o0

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wtf is it? i'm sorry I ad to destroy it but it was making a lot of noise and scared the shite out of me :/ also, it was huge! about 5x as large as a fly ffs!

 

[Ctuchik]

wow, thats a fucking big mutant spidermosquito

 

[Raven]

It looks like some sort of bee or wasp. Odd one though.

 

[Mey]

That would be a Bee Fly

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Looks like we've got a bug, Zed.

 

[Yoni]

That is fucking disgusting ..... are there anymore, is there a nest, if so exterminate exterminate...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Isn't that bug like some delicacy in Holland?

 

[00dave]

Foget what it is, I wanna know why you didn't swaffle it. You could have been swaffling a new species for all we know.

 

[old.user4556]

Isn't that bug like some delicacy in Holland?

When inserted into the anus for pleasure, yes.

 

[Yoni]

Not in this house Big G :|

 

[Fuggz]

I am sorry to say but that is the African Layemundertheskin Fly. You have probably been made host to 1000s of it's eggs. These should start to hatch within the next 48 hrs. The maggots will then eat you alive from the inside out. There is no known cure.

Hey? (thinking ahead) Can I take over your mod position once it is made vacant?

 

[TdC]

That would be a Bee Fly

wtf's it doing in my bedroom?

Looks like we've got a bug, Zed.

no, just no :/

Isn't that bug like some delicacy in Holland?

nope, that would be herring, raw, with onions.

Foget what it is, I wanna know why you didn't swaffle it. You could have been swaffling a new species for all we know.

are you crazy? that thing's proboscis would have caused some serious injury o0

Can I take over your mod position once it is made vacant?

lol, no seriously, I really lolled

 

[ECA]

I am sorry to say but that is the African Layemundertheskin Fly. You have probably been made host to 1000s of it's eggs. These should start to hatch within the next 48 hrs. The maggots will then eat you alive from the inside out. There is no known cure.

Hey? (thinking ahead) Can I take over your mod position once it is made vacant?

I thought he was being demodded for failure to swaffle.

 

[TdC]

demodded? that sounds kinda dirty o0

 

[Mey]

The things are harmless actually, they lay their eggs in wasps nests and their lava eat the wasps if i remeber rightly.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

There's only one way to overcome this scare, Teed.

Beeeeeeeeeeee the bug.

 

[TdC]

the mind pics are horrible

 

[00dave]

are you crazy? that thing's proboscis would have caused some serious injury o0

Honestly I am concerned over your dedication to the noble swaffling art

 

[TdC]

says the man who refused to swaffle the empire state because it was "too cold"

 

[00dave]

Only to avoid a tongue on the flag pole situation.

 

[Yoni]

the mind pics are horrible

*hands TdC the mind bleach*

 

[TdC]

the pics are too virulent though working on the mtb is just about complete, so that's a plus

 

[Yoni]

ohhh that is awesome *grins*... and about time tbh

 

[Overdriven]

O_O I'd have made a very high pitched scream, then ran to get a deodrant and lighter. FIRE is the only way to kill those things.. But.. if it flies.. Urgh... Two shoes 4tw.

 

[Yoni]

O_O I'd have made a very high pitched scream, then ran to get a deodrant and lighter. FIRE is the only way to kill those things.. But.. if it flies.. Urgh... Two shoes 4tw.

*laughs* at the imagary..... it is almost worth sneaking into your room with a big fat greasy beefly and putting it on your pillow..

 

[phazey]

Whatever it is, it looks darn tasty!

 

[TdC]

I don't like flying insects. not as much for the insect itself, but the noise it makes when it actually flies. bzzzzzzzzBZZZZZZZZZZbzzzzzzzzzz mmmm makes me flip out I kid you not

 

[`mongoose]

Don't fancy yours much Teeds



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[Ctuchik]

I don't like flying insects. not as much for the insect itself, but the noise it makes when it actually flies. bzzzzzzzzBZZZZZZZZZZbzzzzzzzzzz mmmm makes me flip out I kid you not

and something as big as that must sound like a freaking TU-95

 

[TdC]

that's why I had to kill it