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LTF
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The guy i work with has the worst dogshit/coffee breath ever, and i want to smash his face in.
That is all.
That is all.
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Wij
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What's the problem ? You can't smell through your cock can you ?
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Tom
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Tell him, then maybe he can do something about it.
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ECA
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Let him know anonymously and give some suggestions :-]
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mank!
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Stab him in the face.
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Maljonic
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make a bowl of coffee and put a dog shit in it and say to him; 'Smell this bowl? That's your breath that is...'
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Brunore
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Complain to your manager, say the fucktards breath is melting the skin off your face.
If he is the manager, get another job.
If he is the manager, get another job.
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Yoni
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just keep some airwaves / tictacs handy and offer him one when he comes to talk to you 
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plightstar
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Start spraying Haze airspray whenever hes around
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Gumbo
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Punch him in the face.
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plightstar
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Worse comes to worse train a cat to jump out his face and tear his face to pieces.
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mank!
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LTF
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He's not the manager, but he thinks he is :/
He's one of these "hi, i'm right in your fucking face" type people
He pissed me off so much, the other day i had to go home and spend half an hour beating shit out of my punchbag as opposed to the kill/stab ideas.
I think i'll just leave.
He's one of these "hi, i'm right in your fucking face" type people
He pissed me off so much, the other day i had to go home and spend half an hour beating shit out of my punchbag as opposed to the kill/stab ideas.
I think i'll just leave.
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Wilier
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I was on a training course once, just me and the "trainer".
We doing a practical demonstration, he was on one side of a pump plynth, I was on the other, and he also had dogshitcoffeerottingflesh breath.
I checked my pocket and found, to my horror that I only had one chewing gum left, bit awkward to offer chewing gum when your not having one yourself. Anyway, I offered him the gum, he declined, saying he didnt want to take my last one.
"Its fine," I said," take it, please. "All smiles.
"No no, not your last one, besides Im not too keen on mint" (no shit)
"no really" I said "please feel free" Through clenched teeth.
"No, I dont want it, thankyou"
"listen, take the fucking gum. My eyes are bleeding with the toxic fumes coming from your stench-hole of a mouth, take-the-fucking- gum"
Needless to say I failed the course.
We doing a practical demonstration, he was on one side of a pump plynth, I was on the other, and he also had dogshitcoffeerottingflesh breath.
I checked my pocket and found, to my horror that I only had one chewing gum left, bit awkward to offer chewing gum when your not having one yourself. Anyway, I offered him the gum, he declined, saying he didnt want to take my last one.
"Its fine," I said," take it, please. "All smiles.
"No no, not your last one, besides Im not too keen on mint" (no shit)
"no really" I said "please feel free" Through clenched teeth.
"No, I dont want it, thankyou"
"listen, take the fucking gum. My eyes are bleeding with the toxic fumes coming from your stench-hole of a mouth, take-the-fucking- gum"
Needless to say I failed the course.
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LTF
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You actually said that?!
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Wilier
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TBH, it was a shit course that I had no interest in at all.
and the guys breath was rediculously foul. He needed to be told.
and the guys breath was rediculously foul. He needed to be told.
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moomin
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Make your breath even worse than his, and when he comes over breath on him. After a while he'll stop coming over, and you can then make your breath sweet again. Or leave mints on your desk in a little bowl and if anyone comes over offer them a mint.
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LTF
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Correct me if i'm wrong, but if you have coffee/dogshit breath, does it not make you 'immune' to other peoples coffee/dogshit breath?
Like if two people eat garlic, they can't smell it on each other.
Not that i'd want coffee/dogshit breath anyway
Like if two people eat garlic, they can't smell it on each other.
Not that i'd want coffee/dogshit breath anyway
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Brunore
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Ok, another plan.
When he comes over and is in yout face say:
"Your breath reeks, get the fuck out of my face"
If he does nothing, then use the stab/punch technique.
When he comes over and is in yout face say:
"Your breath reeks, get the fuck out of my face"
If he does nothing, then use the stab/punch technique.
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Mellow-
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Re: Re: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggghhhhhhhh
Yes, do this. Include a handy sign with the bowl saying:
"take one before you speak to me (you know who you are)"
Yes, do this. Include a handy sign with the bowl saying:
"take one before you speak to me (you know who you are)"
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ECA
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You could always do the stinkpalm trick from mallrats.
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KevinUK
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LOL these forums are funny
Ah yes, the mall rats trick, must be done
He will not just have bad breath but a stinking hand too
Ah yes, the mall rats trick, must be done
He will not just have bad breath but a stinking hand too
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LTF
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Explain?
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WPKenny
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Originally posted by LTF
Explain?
Shove your hand up your crack and go shake the guys hand. Make sure it's a really firm, full contact handshake.
You end up with a hand that smells like shit, just like the victim..but at least you know you've got to go wash your hands before lunch.