A weird "man" experience with zinc

old.user4556

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As part of my new years resolution, I decided to eat a fairly strict healthy diet along with taking multivitamins and cod liver oil. I also read that taking Zinc supplements can also help "regulate" a man's testosterone levels and are generally good for skin, nails and the body's immune system.

However, suddenly I became incredibly horny like I had never been before (was like being 16 again) - I couldn't leave my girlfriend alone and she was finding it a bit of a chore that I couldn't control myself. Even after private "relief", I was still hounding her that same day for some action. I felt like a sex pest.

On research on the web, it turns out that joe average men are taking Zinc en masse along with other supplements to "cum like a porn star" or to "increase volume". I can say that although i'm not a pornstar; if you're looking to increase sex drive and libido, Zinc supplements certainly do work.

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lilmissnaughty

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this is true.
on average u 'spend' about 1mg of zinc per funsplat.
the average male only has around 4mg in any one day.
so if u increase the amount of zinc u can increase the number or volume of joyjuice/s.
isnt science a wonderful thing.
 

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I had a horrible chesty cough the last week or so and have been having zinc tablets, I wondered why I was so horny :/
 

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ECA said:

zinc depletes copper in the body.
you don't need much more, 1-3 mg, and most people can get enough copper from spuds and cereals anyway :)
 

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I eat a bar of tungston every day !
 

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omg more sperm for the chest area.
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
this is true.
on average u 'spend' about 1mg of zinc per funsplat.
the average male only has around 4mg in any one day.
so if u increase the amount of zinc u can increase the number or volume of joyjuice/s.
isnt science a wonderful thing.

When I was a teenager we used to love embarassing those with white spots on their nails in front of the ladies, because the word was that meant you wanked a lot.

... It was true :eek7:
 

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I had some pure silver the other day - not bad really - it was on some Indian sweets a mate brought in - he said in india people eat gold for the complexion also tho I wondered how that worked on such a non-reactive substance as gold - maybe it boosts your reflexes also ;P

On zinc I seem to remember its one thats not safe to take to excess - just put black pepper on everything you eat and youll get enough...
 

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Nothing is safe if taken too much.
 

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Big G said:
Nothing is safe if taken too much.

Vitamin C is - you just pee out the excess - not the same for minerals tho...

Copper deficiency can kill in extreme cases (not likely but it is possible).

"The zinc in foods can’t hurt you, but supplementary zinc can. Large doses (50 milligrams or more) can interfere with the body’s absorption of copper, another mineral essential to immune function. Large doses can impair blood cell formation and depress the immune system. In addition, they can reduce levels of HDL (“good”) cholesterol."

Theres also talk of a link to prostate cancer due to the heightened levels of male
hormones.

Best not to take any supplements really unless your in a vulnerable group or its prescribed.
 

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I'm sure if you gubbed 100 bottles of 1000mg vitamin C tablets that it might not be that good for you - that's my point.
 

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Big G said:
I'm sure if you gubbed 100 bottles of 1000mg vitamin C tablets that it might not be that good for you - that's my point.

Nah - it still wouldnt harm you - you might rattle a bit or possibly choke to death but as long as you were drinking water the excess would be voided - as I say - its not the same for minerals.
 

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Research said:
With Vitamin C, toxicity does not normally occur, since it is water soluble and is regularly excreted by the body. Recent studies have shown, however, that excessive doses of vitamin C (i.e., more than the RDA) can lead to toxicity. Taking more than 1-2 grams at a time can cause diarrhea and intestinal discomfort.

Like I say, too much of something isn't good for you.

Edit: A bit more here about skin rashes.
 

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so thats why i have an unhealthy obsession with multivitamins.
 

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if you dont take copper you can go insane! i saw it on house! it must be true if hugh laurie says so!

omg! :worthy:
 

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eat a load of oranges and the next day you will have the shits ;)
 

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what stuff has copper in it? i dont wanna go mad like the lady on house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frogs talked to her :(
 

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Moo said:
what stuff has copper in it? i dont wanna go mad like the lady on house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frogs talked to her :(

"The best source of copper is oysters. Nuts, dried legumes, cereals, potatoes, vegetables, and meat also contain copper."
 

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Big G said:
Like I say, too much of something isn't good for you.

Edit: A bit more here about skin rashes.

Tell you what I'll take 2g of Vitamin C - you take 2g of Zinc and we'll see who feels worse - people regularly take 10g+ doses of vitamin C on some weird cancer treatment without much in the way of side effects but even 15mg of zinc is considered an excessive dose so its a lot easier to go wrong - was my point ;)
 

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so basicly as long as you eat meat you're pretty much sorted?

el33t
 

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Moo said:
so basicly as long as you eat meat you're pretty much sorted?

el33t

Any volunteers to "eat my meat"?

Only sexy women need apply.
 

old.user4556

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use of that smillie should result in an insta-ban :p
 

old.user4556

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Clearly you have wanking on the brain.
 

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rynnor said:
Theres also talk of a link to prostate cancer due to the heightened levels of male hormones.

So - what you do is have LOADS of black pepper on everything then wank yourself stupid (8 times should do it) wait for your bird to come round, take some viagra and then shag her alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll night!!!

And only come once ;)

WINNER!!! :clap:
 

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