Question A week in the sun!

[Scouse]

So, cash has finally run out. Got about 500 quid left. I figure I could do one of two things.

A) Get off my ass and get a job or;
B) Go on holiday with the bird for a week!

Naturally I'm going to do what any sane man would do...

Since I'm only going for a week I wanna sit in the sun and do pretty much "fuck" and "all", apart from read books, shag, eat, drink and swim a bit. So it seems to me that a cheap package deal to the canaries or egypt should do.

However, there's the rub. What's a good place to find cheap package deals? I usually book everything myself separately and I don't want to just jump for lastminute.com if there's something much better?

Ideas please! Help a lazy oik get a nice tan!

 

[old.Tohtori]

That "F*ck" and "all" might run into a hitch when the missus is in play, so i must ask, do you have a regular missus or a cool missus?

Oh and to specify, is she really cool or is she "coolin my loveydovey mind!"

 

[Scouse]

Nah, she's cool. I'll throw a book at her and she'll read it, in between jaunts to the bar for me

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah, she's cool. I'll throw a book at her and she'll read it, in between jaunts to the bar for me

So she'll have something to do while you're supposedly "having sex" :lol:

 

[Scouse]

Like join in...

Anyway, any ideas?

 

[chipper]

Bridlington!

 

[TdC]

spain, portugal, turkey, Madeira, maybe some carib island?

 

[Ch3tan]

mate, I was planning to go egypt in march, loads and loads on teletext holidays for sharm el sheikh. About £300- £400.

 

[SilverHood]

Bognor Regis!

 

[DaGaffer]

mate, I was planning to go egypt in march, loads and loads on teletext holidays for sharm el sheikh. About £300- £400.

What he said. Canaries and Cyprus are the only other places that are warm right now and are both in the Eurozone, so your £500 will last about 10 minutes (*waves Euros at the poor people*). Sharm is a good bet. Thinking of going myself in a couple of months for a bit of diving.

 

[Scouse]

I was thinking sharm but I've already been there. Saw loads on teletext holidays tho. What's Lanzarote like?

 

[DaGaffer]

I was thinking sharm but I've already been there. Saw loads on teletext holidays tho. What's Lanzarote like?

Full of chavs.

 

[Sar]

We got flights to the US for £1280 for 2 adults & 1 child.

That was from Asda travel, who we found to be the cheapest.