A thread about how titanic sunk!

[Vladamir]

The cap'n (a pirate ofc) was using his water based lube to jolly himself to pass the time. Now due to the extremely cold temperature on the night, the water based lube froze, causing the cap'n's right hand to become stuck to his johnson. The result was he was unable to steer away from the Gamah-berg quick enough, which then engulfed the ship, never to be seen again.

Lesson?.

Always use a water based lube in warm environments, or pre-heat first!.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It was teh Seel's fault.


It hit Teh Icefloat imo

Hey hey hey HEY HEY hey!! <--Eddie Murphy impersatnaition.

I merely scratched the mofo...




EDIT: By the way...

Tilda! Get back on-topic!

Oh i waited to say that for a long time...

 

[Coldbeard]

Steven Seagal broke the captain's neck and then delibratly crashed the ship in the iceberg so he could swim to America.

 

[Ezteq]

i knew it!!!