A random why?

[Kryten]

Why, oh why, does Anusol smell so nice?



:|

 

[Edmond]

Ewwwwww

 

[TdC]

when does the hurting stop

 

[DaGaffer]

And the "too much information" award goes to...

 

[Uara]

why are u sniffing Anusol anyway and yes too much information most definitely!!

 

[Yoni]

sorry but this made me laugh lots.... I have no idea what anusol smells like.. why do you find it so yummeh?

 

[TdC]

why not huff something decent, Kryt, like WD-40?

 

[chipper]

im not sure what this is but i have an idea and i just hope im wrong cos dude! thats just wrong!

 

[Uara]

Chipper, the first 4 letters give it away

 

[old.user4556]

Next you'll be snorting Vagisil !

 

[Kryten]

Like fuck! Just gave it a random sniff whilst rummaging in the cupboard for some TCP and found it was rather nice.

But yes, WD40 is the Smell of Kings. Given half the chance I'd use it on my armpits, but women don't find it quite so attractive.

On the Anusol side of things though - it's heavily fragranced and it's rather nice as I said - but why, who is going to go round sniffing arses?
I can only assume it smells like that by coincidence :|

 

[Yoni]

well for those of you into rim jobs it may make the whole experience a more pleasant one...

 

[TdC]

Next you'll be snorting Vagisil !

I read that as vagicide. Vag-B-Gone, for those pesky vaginas that just won't let you eat your sammich in peace.

Oh god, and earlier today I was thinking about cherub-sex, someone make it stop

 

[Yoni]

cherub sex.... wtf does that involve apart from something which would appear to be quite wrong :|

 

[Kryten]

:| Nuff said.

As for rimming with Anusol - it may smell nice, but just like WD40 I can't imagine it tastes too great.



Now I'm idley wondering if WD40 will help piles - it'd certainly help lubrication









Do gay bikers use WD40 for lube? :|

 

[TdC]

cherub sex.... wtf does that involve apart from something which would appear to be quite wrong :|

well, it involves Trem talking to me about stuff. naturally any conversation between men as handsome and virile as Trem and myself boils down to shagging something.

Do gay bikers use WD40 for lube? :|

there are only so many mental images I can handle in a certain period of time before stuff starts to get a bit vague Kryt

o0

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

This Anusol...

...Did you smell it straight from the can/tube/jar, or was your head in the vicinity of its target?

 

[Yoni]

well, it involves Trem talking to me about stuff. naturally any conversation between men as handsome and virile as Trem and myself boils down to shagging something.

Sounds well just lovely....

 

[Uara]

the key word in that sentence being something

 

[ECA]

 

[Trem]

well, it involves Trem talking to me about stuff. naturally any conversation between men as handsome and virile as Trem and myself boils down to shagging something.

Damn right!

I have a terrible pile problem (not as bad as Lesters, he once told me one of his burst in the night and woke him up, not sure if it popped loudly or it was just the pain). Last weekend I mainly ate apples, oh jesus, dave the pile suffered on Monday morning. I was shitting every half hour and by the last emptying I was in agony. I have special stuff from the doctors called Pteridactyl (I swear thats what its called) and the problem with this stuff is if you apply too much, because what that does is it burns your ring like you would not believe.

I put too much on last week and ended up having a shower and ramming the shower head (thin type, not the big normal type) in my arse and standing there changing the temp from hot to cold (cold is a shocker). My arse grapes finally stopped hurting that night.

The entire Scottish holiday we went on last year was spent with me walking like Dale Winton after a visit from Elton John because I kept putting too much of the dinosaur cream on (this was before I figured out that too much = pain).

I hate applying the stuff, no matter how clean you think your arse is you always have a bit of pooh on your finger at the end, that must be how a porn star feels after she has hosed her arse out for the anal scene and the bloke still gets a brown helmet, devastating!

But yeah Anusol smells lovely, its my second favourite pile cream.

 

[DaGaffer]

You know what I said earlier about too much information? Trem, you just broke all records. *Reaches for the mind bleach*

 

[Uara]

Oh dear god!! Last week it was about the swaffling and scraping, this week about Trem's piles!! I think my brain is having another seizure, I just can't comprehend it!
*Borrows DaGaffer's mind bleach* If my mind had eyes I would want to scratch them out!!

 

[Edmond]

well for those of you into rim jobs it may make the whole experience a more pleasant one...

No, it burns on the tounge like a bitch..............apparently???

 

[Edmond]

Trem, you are classic

A rep for you

 

[Yoni]

No, it burns on the tounge like a bitch..............apparently???

Why Edmond I never took you for a rimmer

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Edmond is Ace Rimmer?

 

[nath]

Well, my previous sig was getting a little tired. Thanks trem

 

[TdC]

Sounds well just lovely....

we blow your mind, tbh!

the key word in that sentence being something

was that an offer?

Damn right!

I tried to stop reading after this...

But yeah Anusol smells lovely, its my second favourite pile cream.

...but still got this in before I could make my mind go away

Edmond is an ace rimmer?

Ace! Err, I mean, classic!

 

[Edmond]

Edmond is Ace Rimmer?

well smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast