Lamp
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
He takes her hand and says "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a
nice cup of tea , and then" he said with a deep sigh.........
..........Let's put all these
Corn Flakes back in the box."
me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
He takes her hand and says "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a
nice cup of tea , and then" he said with a deep sigh.........
..........Let's put all these
Corn Flakes back in the box."
