A peaceful evening in turns into TEH TERROH AT NIGHT!11!

[throdgrain]

I knew a bloke who stole his own brothers car from outside his brothers house just because he didnt want to walk home.
Then dumped it up the road for the police to find, which took about 3 days .
The scumminess of some people is amazing.

 

[L_Plates]

We most definately are one of the worlds wierdest creations.

 

[throdgrain]

This bloke is a seriel drink driver.
I believe he once drover a car up to the level crossing then tried to turn left to drive up the railway line to the station.
In short, he is an idiot.

 

[evilmonkeh]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking
Anyway, the best form of justice for the little shits that do such things? Kick the shit out of them.

if i found out who pinched my bike that will be the thing i intend to do (assuming they are smaller than me)

 

[Swift^]

Originally posted by throdgrain
This bloke is a seriel drink driver.
I believe he once drover a car up to the level crossing then tried to turn left to drive up the railway line to the station.
In short, he is an idiot.

rofl

 

[Tom]

the handiwork of scumbags

 

[L_Plates]

Why do people have no respect for other peoples property,


Feckin scum

 

[Furr]

We have all those little scottish islands? can't we just turn one into a massive prison.

 

[Ch3tan]

You mean Scotland isn't a big prison?

Someone explain Will and Bif to me then.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Well, when a man and a woman really love each other...... oh sorry

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking
Well, when a man and a thing really love each other...... they make a movie about it

 

[evilmonkeh]

heres a pic of my stolen bike (from the crime scene)

boss's wife gave me £100 to help get a new bike, but i feal bad about her giving it to me

 

[Summo]

DANNYYYYYYY!

 

[xane]

Originally posted by evilmonkeh
boss's wife gave me £100 to help get a new bike, but i feal bad about her giving it to me

Man, you're cheap.

 

[Ch3tan]

so your bike was just sitting there, as it did everyday -unlocked?

And you are supsrised or annoyed it got snatched?

 

[Sar]

That's the (only) good thing about living in an estate controlled by an "organisation" - none of this shit occurs. NONE.

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

Lambeth is our organisation...

 

[Sharma]

Tom you would hate Ingleby Barwick/thornaby in Teeside.

Tons of the little shits all over which i wouldnt mind seeing them Hung drawn and quartered.
Mind i did get a little satisfaction on thursday night when they thought theyd have a play about in Safeway, i got them perma banned from the store and helped chuck them out when one came charging down the aisle i was working on and i "accidentally" shoved the trolley i had in his way.

Needless to say i threw him out with his mouth full of blood. The joy!

Anyways, seen a few stalking around in the "Beckfields" are of Ingleby checking out cars, seen a few thinking its clever to leave a big dent in the side of expensive looking cars outside our local corner shop, Using a bloody Crowbar.

Tbh id much rather see them taken a way and locked up for life, its extreme i know but those who break the law, WONT change 90% of the time.

"Oh look i only got locked up for a month, mmmm, i could deal with that, lets have some fun again maybe i wont get caught this time."

A familiar line comes to mind when prison is mentioned: Pass the soap.

 

[WPKenny]

Put petty theives in with those who commit bigger and badder crimes? Let them all socialise and swap tips on how to commit crime better? Expect them not to come out and want to try out all the new stuff they've learnt?

OF COURSE IT WILL WORK!!

 

[Sawtooth]

Same thing happened in Swindon about 3-4 months ago. Some youfs decided to smash every other car window going down the street at 2 am in the morning. Mine was only spared cos I put my head out of the window and they ran off. I still got out of bed, reported it to the police etc. A neighbour managed to follow the buggers to a hostel further up the hill where I live so I they were knabbed. Turns out they did other streets too, 30-40 cars by all accounts.

Ive also been burgled twice this year too. Changed the locks but I dont feel happy leaving the house empty during the day. But what can you do?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Sawtooth
But what can you do?

Get a big (talk about a German Shepard or other large breed) dog... I haven't been burgled or robbed once in all my life.

Someone lurking around outside in the wee hours? A deep, pissed off dog bark and off the might-be criminal goes and shouting "leg it or I'll let the dogs lose!" works a treat, too.

Leaving the house for 8 hours to go to work? Your dog will take care of watching it for you. All you need to give them in return is some quality time, good food and a place inside (yes, inside) the house to sleep.

Seriously. Get dogs, people. Guarding their pack is what they love to do.

 

[Gumbo]

He's not wrong you know...

 

[Sawtooth]

Not really practical. I like dogs, used to have a Bull Terrier but I haven't got the hearet to leave it in the house all day, and well I live in town and dont think thats a good place to own one.

 

[throdgrain]

I have a GSD, and it must be said I have no fears whatsoever of my house being burgled.
However, my car/motorbike is outside ....

 

[Tom]

Easy. Just put the dog on a leash thats long enough for it to get to the car. Ever seen a big alsation running full pelt at you? Its fucking scary.

I'm actually thinking of buying a time lapse video recorder (maybe on a HD), and a small videocamera, and hiding it at the front of the house somewhere. That way, if the fuckers come back, I'll be able to video them.


PS the leash thing was a joke. Just let it run around with blood stains around its mouth.

 

[Sharma]

Heh, if only dogs didnt get put down after taking a large chunk out of a burglers leg.

Tbh i agree if the person is innocent, but if its a burgler or something id like to see the dog tear em to pieces and not be put down.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by Summo

DANNYYYYYYY!

Extensive computer analysis has revealed the troof!

 

[S-Gray]

You could have done a Summo and said

"OI YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT MY CAR!"

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Tom
Extensive computer analysis has revealed the troof!

Someone from southpark?

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by S-Gray
You could have done a Summo and said

"OI YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT MY CAR!"

Haha, i remember that one well...

And it wasnt even his car...