A Nightmare Before Christmas

[Ezteq]

Nightmare Before Christmas a la Ezteq:

*cough* mememememe

What's this? What's this?
There's something in my eye, what's this?
I believe it is a fly, what's this, what's this?
I think I'm gonna cry, a fly, right inside my sodding eye!

What's this? What's this?
There's people on the piss, oh look, they kiss..but something is amiss!
It's fancy dress and they are in disguise, they realise they are both guys, they work together, down in sales, it is Dave and Trevor, Oh look they're going to cry!

What's this? What's this?
Huge queues at every shop, the noise, the kids, urgh, will they ever stop?
The need to shop, until you drop and the parents they are exhausted they're going to die, they're going to drop! They sigh, they try to stay so merry but mum has hit the sherry and they all begin to cry!!

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[cHodAX]

I made it all the way to the homosexual bit, then I had to stop for a wank and it broke my concentration.

Nice work though, especially the erotic fiction part!

 

[Ezteq]

*bows* I thank you

 

[Vasconcelos]

... to you too!!!!

 

[PLightstar]

Nice, I liked that, was even singing along.

 

[xomer]

lmao Ez, you kinda crazy