A new olypmic sport

[Aoami]

for blokes only;

All competitors drink 8 pints of stella, then whip their nobs out for a wank.

First one to come wins.

It'd be well difficult, and would use skill and endurance.

 

[pikeh]

The hardest part is carrying on after tasting that first sip of stella.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aye, who could drink 8 of 'em, let alone 1... half...of a glass....shotglass.

Now drink a bottle of scotch and try to find your penis, that's an olypmic sport.


And yes i'd need a microscope to find mine, yes i've not seen it since the cold war etc

 

[BobbyJewells]

new olympic sport "The drunk wank", warning, slippery surfaces.

 

[Raven]

Stella - piss for cockends who cant drink real beer.

 

[Laddey]

rofl aoami you piss-head.

Raven sux ;<

 

[Olgaline]

so in this case would pictures of naked girls be considered a performance enhancing substance ?

would McD's chips sauce be considered contraband ?

 

[Urgluf]

wow, such hate.. stella is just perfect

 

[Huntingtons]

yes, when you're washing the taste of my cock out of your mouth it is.

 

[Helme]

Pft, ever sport on this list is more awesome than that!


6 Insane Sports That Could Be in the Next Olympics | Cracked.com

 

[Lamp]

Is it a foul if you squirt some jiz in your opponent's eye ?

 

[Aoami]

Is it a foul if you squirt some jiz in your opponent's eye ?

I'd see it as a tactic.

Perhaps against the spirit of the game, but not illegal by the rules.

 

[pikeh]

If you come you've won though. Plus, I'd rather not see what was going on anyway :kissit:

 

[haarewin]

Pft, ever sport on this list is more awesome than that!


6 Insane Sports That Could Be in the Next Olympics | Cracked.com

that gymnastics pic (under the wu-shu) looks like the guy has just started flying

 

[Overdriven]

Everyone knows Newcastle and East London would be joint Gold for the "Drive by shooting" event.

 

[Lamp]

Soggy biscuit

The BBC might have to schedule that after the 9pm watershed

 

[Marc]

Stella - piss for cockends who cant drink real beer.

real beer is shite.

Its for old men who couldnt handle stella

 

[Laddey]

real beer is shite.

Its for old men who couldnt handle stella

qft

 

[megadave]

why is there so much stella hate ?

 

[Overdriven]

Stella is a lager. Classing it as a beer means you're classing it as the same substance as that shitty Newcastle Brown.

Beer falls under 2 cats:
Lager and Ale.

Lager: Stella, Fosters, Bud etc.
Ale: Newcy etc. Ew.

EDIT: Fixed spelling

 

[haarewin]

lager*
no need to spell it with an accent

 

[Huntingtons]

well, thats not quite true OD (wiki knowledge ftw).

 

[Raven]

Stella is a lager. Classing it as a beer means you're classing it as the same substance as that shitty Newcastle Brown.

Beer falls under 2 cats:
Lager and Ale.

Lager: Stella, Fosters, Bud etc.
Ale: Newcy etc. Ew.

EDIT: Fixed spelling

While Newcastle brown ale is ok if you are ever forced to go to a towney pub it is not what i would consider a true Ale. Which is why a lot of people think they don't like ale due to the fact that they have only ever tried the cheap and nasty mass produced stuff.

 

[Raven]

real beer is shite.

Its for old men who couldnt handle stella

hahahah

Yeah because 4% piss is stronger than 5-6% ale. mmmmk.


See Stella is for the braindead that can ONLY have a good time while shit faced yelling oy oy at each other (chavs)

 

[pidlpadl]

Hehe stella is not a beer

its just syrup added to water, an other bad product of the inbev bank

and believe me inbev is not a brewery but its a bank. all the bosses there don't even know what the basic ingredients are for making beers they only intrested in hard plated cash.

 

[Hawkwind]

Stella - piss for cockends who cant drink real beer.

Can't rep so quote again for truth

 

[Lamp]

So what do you lot consider as good beer ?

Something brown that smells like kitten vomit, with bits of wood in, with a foam on the top like a pint of whisked old man spit, and so thick you can stand a spoon in it ?

 

[pikeh]

So what do you lot consider as good beer ?

Something brown that smells like kitten vomit, with bits of wood in, with a foam on the top like a pint of whisked old man spit, and so thick you can stand a spoon in it ?

its got character.

BTW, Cider drinkers > All tbfh.

 

[Lamp]

What is the strongest super Cider or Lager available? - Yahoo! Answers

 

[Aoami]

for the record i only put stella because its a strong lager