A new kind of story thread.

[old.Tohtori]

Ok, here's the dealizzle:

This story will go in segments, like so:

Man walks to a store.
Man walks out.
etc.

It will have a definate start and ending.

Every new poster will add a line between the two definate parts, but anywhere in between the rest.

So after two posts that upper would look like this:

Man walks to a store.
Man has sex with carrots. <--parts you write.
Man hides in lettuce. <--another part you write.
Man walks out.

the posting order is always a problem, so simply edit at your best abilities. Might have to take a "intermission" sometime to clean it up.

Don't quote the previous post, simply copy paste.

No, there is no point.

So, let's see if this catches fire and flames:

Man wakes up.
Man goes to sleep.

Keep the bold ones as bold, so to keep the limits clear.

 

[Mey]

Man wakes up.
Man touches self.
Man goes to sleep.

 

[AngelHeal]

man wakes up,
trows out alarm clock
calls sick for work
man goes to sleep.


Woman goes to the pub.
Woman in jail.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well Mey got it, AngelHeal, not so much

You're supposed to add to the previous one AH.

Like so:

Mey:

Man wakes up.
Man touches self.
Man goes to sleep.

so i add some:

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man touches self.
Man goes to sleep.

 

[Mey]

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man goes to sleep.

 

[kirennia]

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man goes to sleep.

 

[Ezteq]

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man does a trump that sounds exactly like the opening bars of the cheers theme tune
Man goes to sleep.
__________________

 

[AngelHeal]

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man does a trump that sounds exactly like the opening bars of the cheers theme tune
Man checks kitchen for cornflakes
Man goes to sleep.

 

[Mey]

Man wakes up.
Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man does a trump that sounds exactly like the opening bars of the cheers theme tune
Man checks kitchen for cornflakes
Man finds no milk in fridge goes out to the shops
Man goes to sleep.

 

[AngelHeal]

Man finds no milk in fridge goes out to the shops

eh? milk in the shops? ..

 

[tris-]

Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man does a trump that sounds exactly like the opening bars of the cheers theme tune
Man checks kitchen for cornflakes
Man finds no milk in fridge goes out to the shops
Man, on the way to the shop, wonders why his life plays out like a list.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Man wakes up
Man farts
Man rubs his eyes.
Man goes on killing spree.
Man touches self.
Man scratches self.
Man does a trump that sounds exactly like the opening bars of the cheers theme tune
Man checks kitchen for cornflakes
Man finds no milk in fridge goes out to the shops
Man discovers someone stole his car
Man, on the way to the shop, wonders why his life plays out like a list
Man goes to sleep