A lovely "seasonal" greeting *grin*

[old.Tohtori]

Woke up today,
and to my dismay,
it was that day,
upon which they,
put up the lights,
forget their fights,
and bring the sights,
of *ugh* hollow nights.

This xmas time,
and bells they chime,
and all they pine,
that all'd be fine!
They sing of cheer,
of dumb reindeer!
Of that silly sod,
in that northern cot!

Not a thing they miss,
and they don't dismiss,
and live in winter bliss,
and they hug and...nngh...kiss!
They eat and sing,
and gifts they bring,
and all this thing,
is sooooo... boring!!

I hate this time i really do!
I think i'll take a smelly poo,
right into their own fuzzy socks!
'cause xmas time it really sucks!

I'll send their gifts to albany,
and in their gravy i shall pee!
I'll even burn that ghastly tree,
And all this i'll do with such glee!!

Then all will be so finally,
that no more xmas there shall be!
And when they ask me "why, oh why?!"
I'll say...so sweetly..."cristmas, must die."


And for the last i save one thing...

A full stop to this i shall bring...

For i'll get in that northern house...

and kill that bastard Santa Claus!!


Aaaaaahahahahahaaaa! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! AAAAHO HO HO!

 

[CorNokZ]

You just need some xmas loving mate :wub:

 

[leviathane]

thought you were gonna try and re-rick roll me for a min then xD