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xane
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Blimey I was getting quite worried there, the clues "Mary" and "milk" set me thinking about a homemade video with my ex-girlfriend, went missing, always wondered where it would turn up.
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Damini
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Cama!! And you always look so respectable!
Edit:// Now also scared by how Turbot fits in....
Edit:// Now also scared by how Turbot fits in....
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Summo
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Blues Brothers and Mr Benn?
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xane
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You have seen it, I though I was quite dashing, daaaarhlingnk !
Fast forward to near the end, and you see how it "fits in" nicely
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Damini
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*trauma*
And yay Summo, but those were a lot easirer. Still, have your night time whistle, cunningly carved from a Maris Piper potato.
And yay Summo, but those were a lot easirer. Still, have your night time whistle, cunningly carved from a Maris Piper potato.
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Summo
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Wow! Just what I need to attract attention when I'm bobbing in the water in my bread life-jacket! Thanks!
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xane
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whistle ... Maris Piper ... piper - whistle ... geddit ?
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Wazzerphuk
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I used to love Punt & Dennis. But then, I was very young, and it probably doesn't hold up so well now though. I'd like to see 'em again though
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Wilier
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*chew*
float now ya bastard.
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Summo
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*blow whistle*
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caLLous
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"You can't steal a warehouse: it's big, it's heavy... it's stuck to the ground"
Just bought this one this morning, guess away.
Just bought this one this morning, guess away.
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Will
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Love, Honour and Obey
I demand some potato-based items as a reward.
I demand some potato-based items as a reward.
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caLLous
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You can have a...
*drum roll*
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Potato!
(sorry about the stuff growing from it, it's a tad old)
*drum roll*
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Potato!
(sorry about the stuff growing from it, it's a tad old
)
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Damini
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Another question...
In my hotmail inbox I have the following ingredients - an e-mail containing the klez.e virus sent to me by two people I know (dumbarses), and an e-mail sent to me from Mrs M SEKO SEKO ASKING ME VERY NICELY ALL IN CAPS TO HELP HER GET $3,000,000 OUT OF AN ACCOUNT SINCE HER DONKEY IS LAME AND HER HUSBAND IS DEAD AND HER PRIME MINISTER IS A SATANIST.
The question is, knowing full well that this scam is older than my video collection, how does this affect my moral standing? Evil naughty Damini has twice started a letter apologising for not being able to help, but instead offering her: A IE 6.0 patch OR A Special Game! but then nice friendly Damini alights on my shoulder and tells me I'll go to hell...
In my hotmail inbox I have the following ingredients - an e-mail containing the klez.e virus sent to me by two people I know (dumbarses), and an e-mail sent to me from Mrs M SEKO SEKO ASKING ME VERY NICELY ALL IN CAPS TO HELP HER GET $3,000,000 OUT OF AN ACCOUNT SINCE HER DONKEY IS LAME AND HER HUSBAND IS DEAD AND HER PRIME MINISTER IS A SATANIST.
The question is, knowing full well that this scam is older than my video collection, how does this affect my moral standing? Evil naughty Damini has twice started a letter apologising for not being able to help, but instead offering her: A IE 6.0 patch OR A Special Game! but then nice friendly Damini alights on my shoulder and tells me I'll go to hell...
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Damini
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I think nice friendly Damini is winning
There are some days I wish I could be the sociopath I was when I was young
There are some days I wish I could be the sociopath I was when I was young
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Insane
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send it offering instead the contents of the local workmens portaloo :uhoh:
thats bound to cheer them up, getting offered shit for giving it
thats bound to cheer them up, getting offered shit for giving it
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Damini
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Maybe I should be more reverent... this *IS* the widowed wife of the ex-president of Zaire we're talking about.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
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Will
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Damini, you morally have to string this scam artist along. If you get a picture of the scam artist, you win some potato based prizes.
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Damini
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But, she wants my telephone number! I simply can't talk sensibly on the phone about a alleged three million investment when I have an accent that merges Bognor with London. She'll end up thinking I'm the rip off merchant!
I will try to think of a response. Hmm... Well, Kenny _does_ work with African telecoms....
I will try to think of a response. Hmm... Well, Kenny _does_ work with African telecoms....
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Wilier
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Click the little check box next to MRS M SEKO SEKO's letter, then scroll to the top of your inbox and press.
Then forget all about it.
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Damini
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Wilier takes the moral high ground
Earning him a gold star.
Earning him a gold star.
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Summo
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I bought this over the weekend:
"She's the richest woman in England. Of course she's got the fucking pox!"
Can you tell what it is?
"She's the richest woman in England. Of course she's got the fucking pox!"
Can you tell what it is?
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Damini
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Plunkett and Maclean?
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xane
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Rolf Harris ?
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Summo
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Bing! Easy one but a cracking film. "I was fantastic and it was a bloody good laugh!"
Rolf did say it in an Animal Hospital out-take, I believe.
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Insane
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gotta be done.
"I iz 'ere to fix eur plumbing"
what movie?
"I iz 'ere to fix eur plumbing"
what movie?
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Damini
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Brazil?
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xane
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wrong thread Dam
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Damini
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Failing that, I'll go for Mario Brothers.
*shudder*
Edit:// Cam with teh sly joek!
*shudder*
Edit:// Cam with teh sly joek!
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xane
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