Rookiescot
Fledgling Freddie
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Appologies in advance if its "old" or "not new".
Guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He places the box on the floor and opens it up. From inside the box he removes a small piano which he places on the bar. Next he takes a little stool from the box and places it next to the piano. Lastly he takes a little man out the box and sits him on the stool. The little man begins to play the piano.
The barman is astonished at what he is seeing and walks up to the guy and asks where the hell he got all this stuff from.
The guy tells the barman that he was in the pub last week and on his way home he came accross a lamp lying in the gutter. He picked it up and gave it a bit of a wipe to clean it when suddenly a genie appears and says "Thankyou for releasing me from my prison. You may now have one wish!"
Barman says "And this is what you asked for?".
Guy looks the barman straight in the eyes and says "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He places the box on the floor and opens it up. From inside the box he removes a small piano which he places on the bar. Next he takes a little stool from the box and places it next to the piano. Lastly he takes a little man out the box and sits him on the stool. The little man begins to play the piano.
The barman is astonished at what he is seeing and walks up to the guy and asks where the hell he got all this stuff from.
The guy tells the barman that he was in the pub last week and on his way home he came accross a lamp lying in the gutter. He picked it up and gave it a bit of a wipe to clean it when suddenly a genie appears and says "Thankyou for releasing me from my prison. You may now have one wish!"
Barman says "And this is what you asked for?".
Guy looks the barman straight in the eyes and says "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
