Ormorof
FH is my second home
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Tim was crazy about a girl at work, but she already had a boyfriend, after a few weeks though it became too much for poor Tim, he confronted the girl and said "i must have have you!!!" but her answer was no, again and again he tried but he always got a simple no.
one day he had an idea... he confronted the girl again and said "ill give you £100 if you'll have sex with me, ill be super quick! ill throw the money on the floor and ill be done in the time it takes you to collect it all up!"
the girl thought about this and decided to call her boyfriend who told her, "make it £200 and collect it before he can even get his trousers down!!"
so she agrees to Tim's idea and they go off to complete the deal...
about an hour later the boyfriend calls her and asks how it went....
"the bastard paid me in coins!!!"
one day he had an idea... he confronted the girl again and said "ill give you £100 if you'll have sex with me, ill be super quick! ill throw the money on the floor and ill be done in the time it takes you to collect it all up!"
the girl thought about this and decided to call her boyfriend who told her, "make it £200 and collect it before he can even get his trousers down!!"
so she agrees to Tim's idea and they go off to complete the deal...
about an hour later the boyfriend calls her and asks how it went....
"the bastard paid me in coins!!!"