Impressed A gay experience (literally)

[throdgrain]

But what do you do if the pub has a guy there to clean and give you soap and stuff??

You're going to the wrong pubs mate!

 

[old.user4556]

There's a black man in most of the bars I go to to dispense soap into your hands, to hand you a towel to dry your hand and a skoosh of aftershave if you choose.

 

[mr.Blacky]

You're going to the wrong pubs mate!

all the city centre ones have them in Dublin, no clue why and it just feels odd!

 

[Trem]

you have imaginary gay friends?

I wish!!! (I imagine)

 

[TdC]

I wish!!! (I imagine)

you imagine you wish you had imaginary gay friends?

 

[Trem]

Actually, after thinking about it, I would be a gay if poohing didn't hurt so much, I cannot imagine that pooh pain many times over...in and out, in and out..........



*fap*

 

[Trem]

you imagine you wish you had imaginary gay friends?

I WISH!!!!

 

[TdC]

I don't understand any more

 

[Trem]

I don't understand any more

You don't need to, simply spread and think of none painful pooh.

 

[TdC]

but my poohs don't hurt unless I eat curry, and when I do they hurt more in like a bathing in liquid burning plastic way rather than an anally intrusive way. That is to say: while I have never had the experience of being sodomized I can't imagine it being like the day after a stonking phaal

 

[BloodOmen]

Seriously?

yea why not? I find the only way to confuse/piss off that kind of person is to do something they wouldnt ever expect you to do

 

[Lethul]

Dont talk to people you dont know when your in the public bogs. Rule no. 1 !

Huh? My experience are the opposite. If you start conversation with a guy outside the toilet (clubs) they ignore you and think you are gay. If you talk to people at the urinal it is possible to have a conversation. But outside is a big nono

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sounds like you met Teeds tbh.

 

[TdC]

contrary to popular belief, I don't cruise dodgy pubs looking for men to chat up while having a wee. that's more Big G or Scouse territory tbh

 

[DaGaffer]

I have to say, I do tend to avoid the areas of towns that are gay-friendly. Not because I give any sort of shit who they like to fuck - but because gay men (and women) in my experience do tend to be a little bit fighty.

Never had that experience at all, except one time at a bar in Thailand when two ladyboys kicked off, and it went from being funny to scary in about ten seconds flat when my brain slipped in to gear and recognised these were actually two dudes with kickboxing skills knocking seven shades of shite out of each other, and not really caring who got in the way.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This thread is a literal gay experience

 

[Wij]

Is this thread a cry for help?

 

[eksdee]

There's a black man in most of the bars I go to to dispense soap into your hands, to hand you a towel to dry your hand and a skoosh of aftershave if you choose.

no splash no gash

 

[TdC]

you're just here 'cos you want in on the action. it's ok to admit, Wij, it's ok mate *pats back* *sneaky fondle*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

no splash no gash

No Armani no punani.

There's a tonne more as well.

 

[Cerb]

No soap, no hope.

Wash your fingers for da mingers!