A Funny

[Mojo]

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll
get fired!"

She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy,
is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy."

She then turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have
three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't
read your homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY
disappointed.

 

[Vladamir]

I heard that in a porno a while ago

 

[Naffets]

I read this joke on a penguin wrapper

True story.

 

[Nate]

Was it a real Penguin? Has to be, that jokes too big for a normal sized choccy penguin wrapper ;o Do you eat Penguins?!?!