a few pointers for albs who are on the relic raid tonight

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amazingsteve

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Ok Albs, time to grab hibernia´s power relic on the most lame hour possible!!
Here´s a few pointers for you to remember.
-First of all: buy a medaillion to H I B E R N I A.
-A relic keep has 3 doors. don´t stop after the second door like you did last times.
-The uberguards will be spending the night in Dun Bolg, they are invited by Lord Bolg and his lovely wife, so that shouldn´t be aproblem.
-I gave the master eldies tickets to the two Towers. They thought The fellowship of the ring was great, since Gandalf the wizard died..(what a noob, meleeing the bridge to kill a mob..should´ve just stunned and nuke it)
-Only the normal blue/yellow con guards will be around the relic keep, probably playing strip dice or summin.
-Be sure to bring enough rams.
-Don´t try to enter the locked room above the gates, it´s our secret spank room where we spank new guards.
-The relic is on the top floor of the center tower.
-Take the relic which looks like Gandalfs staff.
-Be sure to bring your buffbots, that way, you´ll have twice as many people chopping the door. (3 times if Walker brings all his buffbots)
-to the 50tL 3l1t3: if the common people don´t die in the first attack, feel free to fight along side them, but don´t make it a habit.
-to Walker: careful not to lag into the guards with that funny lag of yours:eek:
-Your relic keep is in Snowdonia. No, this isn´t a new area coming out in the upcoming expansion pack, SI.
-Don´t leave bloodstains on the wall, they are hard to remove.
-Don´t take the relic to Ligen, that is not your borderkeep.
-If, for any reason, the relic carrier runs into the Glacier Giant, don´t hide in his foot.
-Don´t start too early, that wouldn´t be lame.
-Be sure to keep your playboys and penthouses close, since you´ll get bored waiting for the doors to go down.

Now, if you just keep this in mind, the relic raid can´t fail!
I´ll start whining now.

[50tL 3l1t3 m0de]omfg, you f*cking n00bs, you took our r3l1c on newyears eve?! D4mn you are l0w![/50tL 3l1t3 m0de]
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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When did sotl talk like that? If you're drunk then accept my appologize.
And what a funny post indeed, almost and just almost made me laugh.
 
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Meatballs

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damn put away the rams guys we've been foiled
 
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old.Hellskor

Guest
Albs will go for the Strength Relics anyway. :rolleyes:
Not like they defend Castle Myrddins even if there's something inside to defend.
 
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leviathane

Guest
god damnit we were gonna take all the relics at 3 am :m00: you've just given away our ewul plan :m00:
 
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Lochlyessa

Guest
Originally posted by amazingsteve
Ok Albs, time to grab hibernia´s power relic on the most lame hour possible!!
Here´s a few pointers for you to remember.
-First of all: buy a medaillion to H I B E R N I A.
-A relic keep has 3 doors. don´t stop after the second door like you did last times.
-The uberguards will be spending the night in Dun Bolg, they are invited by Lord Bolg and his lovely wife, so that shouldn´t be aproblem.
-I gave the master eldies tickets to the two Towers. They thought The fellowship of the ring was great, since Gandalf the wizard died..(what a noob, meleeing the bridge to kill a mob..should´ve just stunned and nuke it)
-Only the normal blue/yellow con guards will be around the relic keep, probably playing strip dice or summin.
-Be sure to bring enough rams.
-Don´t try to enter the locked room above the gates, it´s our secret spank room where we spank new guards.
-The relic is on the top floor of the center tower.
-Take the relic which looks like Gandalfs staff.
-Be sure to bring your buffbots, that way, you´ll have twice as many people chopping the door. (3 times if Walker brings all his buffbots)
-to the 50tL 3l1t3: if the common people don´t die in the first attack, feel free to fight along side them, but don´t make it a habit.
-to Walker: careful not to lag into the guards with that funny lag of yours:eek:
-Your relic keep is in Snowdonia. No, this isn´t a new area coming out in the upcoming expansion pack, SI.
-Don´t leave bloodstains on the wall, they are hard to remove.
-Don´t take the relic to Ligen, that is not your borderkeep.
-If, for any reason, the relic carrier runs into the Glacier Giant, don´t hide in his foot.
-Don´t start too early, that wouldn´t be lame.
-Be sure to keep your playboys and penthouses close, since you´ll get bored waiting for the doors to go down.

Now, if you just keep this in mind, the relic raid can´t fail!
I´ll start whining now.

[50tL 3l1t3 m0de]omfg, you f*cking n00bs, you took our r3l1c on newyears eve?! D4mn you are l0w![/50tL 3l1t3 m0de]

K, ta for the advice.
 
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zYnc

Guest
omg LOL!

Among the greatest posts on these forums that for sure :D

Go go albies :p
 
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j000 d000d

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/em hands the "Make a fool of yourself" award to Tareregion. :m00:
 
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old.Rei Ayanami

Guest
Come on ppl... this is something to laugh about. Most of u are offended... !sigh!

Great post Tare :clap:
 
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amazingsteve

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Originally posted by old.Teador
/em hands the "Make a fool of yourself" award to Tareregion. :m00:

pffft, you´re just jealous..You were aiming for it this year, but I nicked the award in the last hours of 2002!

<looks proud at his new award>nana, i got one, you don´t!:clap:
 
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Coren

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ROFL, almost thought Albs did a relic raid tonight and this was some whine thread. Would have agreed it would be pretty sad, but I'm glad to see thoughts like these only exist in the sick, twisted mind of a Hibbie. :)
 
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Meatballs

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[03:23] <Keepwatcher> Albion has captured Merlins Staff Power Relic!
 
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walkerb

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Originally posted by amazingsteve
Ok Albs, time to grab hibernia´s power relic on the most lame hour possible!!
Here´s a few pointers for you to remember.
-First of all: buy a medaillion to H I B E R N I A.
-A relic keep has 3 doors. don´t stop after the second door like you did last times.
-The uberguards will be spending the night in Dun Bolg, they are invited by Lord Bolg and his lovely wife, so that shouldn´t be aproblem.
-I gave the master eldies tickets to the two Towers. They thought The fellowship of the ring was great, since Gandalf the wizard died..(what a noob, meleeing the bridge to kill a mob..should´ve just stunned and nuke it)
-Only the normal blue/yellow con guards will be around the relic keep, probably playing strip dice or summin.
-Be sure to bring enough rams.
-Don´t try to enter the locked room above the gates, it´s our secret spank room where we spank new guards.
-The relic is on the top floor of the center tower.
-Take the relic which looks like Gandalfs staff.
-Be sure to bring your buffbots, that way, you´ll have twice as many people chopping the door. (3 times if Walker brings all his buffbots)
-to the 50tL 3l1t3: if the common people don´t die in the first attack, feel free to fight along side them, but don´t make it a habit.
-to Walker: careful not to lag into the guards with that funny lag of yours:eek:
-Your relic keep is in Snowdonia. No, this isn´t a new area coming out in the upcoming expansion pack, SI.
-Don´t leave bloodstains on the wall, they are hard to remove.
-Don´t take the relic to Ligen, that is not your borderkeep.
-If, for any reason, the relic carrier runs into the Glacier Giant, don´t hide in his foot.
-Don´t start too early, that wouldn´t be lame.
-Be sure to keep your playboys and penthouses close, since you´ll get bored waiting for the doors to go down.

Now, if you just keep this in mind, the relic raid can´t fail!
I´ll start whining now.

[50tL 3l1t3 m0de]omfg, you f*cking n00bs, you took our r3l1c on newyears eve?! D4mn you are l0w![/50tL 3l1t3 m0de]


:clap:
 
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Jonaldo

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Originally posted by old.Teador
/em hands the "Make a fool of yourself" award to Tareregion. :m00:

No this goes to people joining Nolby Pride on their original server where they don't get totally pwned by War Legendz :p
 
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Delket

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Lol at the buffbot thing, i cba taking my enh cleric to rvr because theres so many bots i cant get a buff in edgeways :)
 
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klavrynd

Guest
zzz @ the continuous bashing of sotl.

they can't help being better players then you

nevertheless :



Be sure to bring your buffbots, that way, you´ll have twice as many people chopping the door. (3 times if Walker brings all his buffbots)

^^
 
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old.Eynar_Vega

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Originally posted by amazingsteve
Ok Albs, time to grab hibernia´s power relic on the most lame hour possible!!

-If, for any reason, the relic carrier runs into the Glacier Giant, don´t hide in his foot.

Hehe, I remember this clearly :clap: On my way to secure AMG Odin's just after Albs took a relic, I coincidentally spotted Nilo inside GG's foot. After killing him, I proceeded to Odin's and was sort of wondering why a single Alb would be hiding there. I scrolled up in my log window, and realized it was Nilo I just killed, and he was the carrier of the relic during Albs' last relic raid. But then again, I assumed Albs wouldn't be that stupid to leave the relic carrier all by himself, without any escort at all. After saying it cg, I think it was Azal who assured me that Albs are indeed that stupid, so I returned to the GG and indeed, there was the relic lying on the ground in his foot. :clap:
 
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Cavex ElSaviour

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just use those mjolnir hammers to get the alb out of the foot
 
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Brunore

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Re: Re: a few pointers for albs who are on the relic raid tonight

Originally posted by old.Eynar_Vega


Hehe, I remember this clearly :clap: On my way to secure AMG Odin's just after Albs took a relic, I coincidentally spotted Nilo inside GG's foot. After killing him, I proceeded to Odin's and was sort of wondering why a single Alb would be hiding there. I scrolled up in my log window, and realized it was Nilo I just killed, and he was the carrier of the relic during Albs' last relic raid. But then again, I assumed Albs wouldn't be that stupid to leave the relic carrier all by himself, without any escort at all. After saying it cg, I think it was Azal who assured me that Albs are indeed that stupid, so I returned to the GG and indeed, there was the relic lying on the ground in his foot. :clap:

HAHAHAHA

Great stuff
 
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old.TeaSpoon

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Not all the Albs are that stupid - Its the lot who were in control who were ;)
 
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old.Bourkester

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Re: Re: a few pointers for albs who are on the relic raid tonight

Originally posted by old.Eynar_Vega


Hehe, I remember this clearly :clap: On my way to secure AMG Odin's just after Albs took a relic, I coincidentally spotted Nilo inside GG's foot. After killing him, I proceeded to Odin's and was sort of wondering why a single Alb would be hiding there. I scrolled up in my log window, and realized it was Nilo I just killed, and he was the carrier of the relic during Albs' last relic raid. But then again, I assumed Albs wouldn't be that stupid to leave the relic carrier all by himself, without any escort at all. After saying it cg, I think it was Azal who assured me that Albs are indeed that stupid, so I returned to the GG and indeed, there was the relic lying on the ground in his foot. :clap:

ROFLAMO :clap: :clap:
 
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old.Vae

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Aye Nilo did hide in the GG foot but for the simple reason that we didn't want the relic on that raid - we were just out to cause trouble and cost you cash :)
 
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Artemls

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Re: Re: a few pointers for albs who are on the relic raid tonight

Originally posted by old.Eynar_Vega


Hehe, I remember this clearly :clap: On my way to secure AMG Odin's just after Albs took a relic, I coincidentally spotted Nilo inside GG's foot. After killing him, I proceeded to Odin's and was sort of wondering why a single Alb would be hiding there. I scrolled up in my log window, and realized it was Nilo I just killed, and he was the carrier of the relic during Albs' last relic raid. But then again, I assumed Albs wouldn't be that stupid to leave the relic carrier all by himself, without any escort at all. After saying it cg, I think it was Azal who assured me that Albs are indeed that stupid, so I returned to the GG and indeed, there was the relic lying on the ground in his foot. :clap:

Said the Mid that left Blej running around alone with relic in Pennine so i could run him into some mobs and get relic back :p

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