8:30am: I wake up, sigh at being 38 and still a complete virgin and living in my mums basement. Is it another day I sigh, I roll over to see my latest stamp collection I brought off ebay...
8:35am: I finish wanking over the new stamp collection, some people may find it werid I fap about stamps but everyone has their fetish right?
8:37am: My mum comes bursting into my room, glad that I had finished fapping before she arrived I ask her whats up..She says its time for my bath and wiggles a sponge in my face.
8:50am: My mum finishes giving me a spounge bath. It's time to get ready for work. She has laid all the cloths out for me and I put them on.
9am: I leave for my dead end job, I liek to think I could fly to work like super man, I want to be like superman he is my life long idol, I have liek every superman comic ever!
9:34am: I arrive at work, the guys give me a roasting over my "I <3 Orks" t-shirt and call me a geek. They are the ones that will suffer though when megatron returns as my side kick and we rule the earth together.
11am: Janice comes to my desk, Janice is the love of my life, I think about playing camelot and surfing FH with her. I think i'm close to having the courage to ask her to come and see my Warhammer 40k collection.
11:05am: I log on to Freddyshouse where I seek to gain power from insulting people (Thanks dimise) I am the king here, everyone fears me and no one dare flame my awesomeness.
11:06am: I see the latest gamah flame and proceed to spend 1 hour (earth time) thinking of a witty retort.
12:06am: I post my witty retort and hope to gain repulation, for every rep point I gain I rub my penis 4 times. The best time was when I posted my horner picture I actually made the soup come out of my winkle.
1pm: Lunch time, I join my brothers down at the warhammer shop, they are my best friends and use my nickname "faglet" to greet me with open arms.
2pm: Back to work, The stupid new 19year old guy thats my boss orders me to clean around the desks and pick up all the rubbish. I will show him when the eviloverlord returns.
3pm: Time to visit freddyhouse house again, The flamer I counter-flamed has replied with the same useless insults, easy pickings and I laugh manicly and rub myself against the desk whilst replying.
5pm: Home time, I strap on my safty helmet and walk home, on the way I stop to buy the latest bus spotters weekly and theres a new bus in there that I really want to ride on!!
6pm: I log on at home and play computer games, wining at computer games makes me feel good irl. I abuse several people on FH making me feel better about myself.
7pm: My mummy finds my stained undies, I made the poop come out again, she spanks me..I am sad.
11pm I log off from pwning noobs and flaming FH and look at the stamp collection again it gleames at me and I rich for my willy wonkle ready to teach it a lesson for being a naughty kobold.
12pm: Bed time, ready for another day!
8:35am: I finish wanking over the new stamp collection, some people may find it werid I fap about stamps but everyone has their fetish right?
8:37am: My mum comes bursting into my room, glad that I had finished fapping before she arrived I ask her whats up..She says its time for my bath and wiggles a sponge in my face.
8:50am: My mum finishes giving me a spounge bath. It's time to get ready for work. She has laid all the cloths out for me and I put them on.
9am: I leave for my dead end job, I liek to think I could fly to work like super man, I want to be like superman he is my life long idol, I have liek every superman comic ever!
9:34am: I arrive at work, the guys give me a roasting over my "I <3 Orks" t-shirt and call me a geek. They are the ones that will suffer though when megatron returns as my side kick and we rule the earth together.
11am: Janice comes to my desk, Janice is the love of my life, I think about playing camelot and surfing FH with her. I think i'm close to having the courage to ask her to come and see my Warhammer 40k collection.
11:05am: I log on to Freddyshouse where I seek to gain power from insulting people (Thanks dimise) I am the king here, everyone fears me and no one dare flame my awesomeness.
11:06am: I see the latest gamah flame and proceed to spend 1 hour (earth time) thinking of a witty retort.
12:06am: I post my witty retort and hope to gain repulation, for every rep point I gain I rub my penis 4 times. The best time was when I posted my horner picture I actually made the soup come out of my winkle.
1pm: Lunch time, I join my brothers down at the warhammer shop, they are my best friends and use my nickname "faglet" to greet me with open arms.
2pm: Back to work, The stupid new 19year old guy thats my boss orders me to clean around the desks and pick up all the rubbish. I will show him when the eviloverlord returns.
3pm: Time to visit freddyhouse house again, The flamer I counter-flamed has replied with the same useless insults, easy pickings and I laugh manicly and rub myself against the desk whilst replying.
5pm: Home time, I strap on my safty helmet and walk home, on the way I stop to buy the latest bus spotters weekly and theres a new bus in there that I really want to ride on!!
6pm: I log on at home and play computer games, wining at computer games makes me feel good irl. I abuse several people on FH making me feel better about myself.
7pm: My mummy finds my stained undies, I made the poop come out again, she spanks me..I am sad.
11pm I log off from pwning noobs and flaming FH and look at the stamp collection again it gleames at me and I rich for my willy wonkle ready to teach it a lesson for being a naughty kobold.
12pm: Bed time, ready for another day!
