A day at the oval office

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi Rice: Sir I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stop it.

 

[Bugz]

Unfunny.

 

[Tasslehoff]

I liked it

 

[statued]

:d :d

 

[Deepfat]

Lifted almost entirely from an Abbot and Costello sketch from around the 1960s. Anyone seen it? Very old and very funny. Just like me!

 

[DrunkSkunk]

Unfunny.

get laid tbh..



made me laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

Funny the first time, chuckable at second...by the fifteenth time this is on the boards and under a new topic every time, i'm not amused anymore.

But, some people might find it amusing so blow ho hardy your sailboat and have merry times you drunken irish bastards!

Apologies to any irish bastards who might or might not be drunk.

 

[Bugz]

get laid tbh..



made me laugh

W/e.

 

[Lamp]

I didn't really think it was funny.

Oh and I am getting laid so fuck off

 

[Bugz]

I didn't really think it was funny.

Oh and I am getting laid so fuck off

Respect to you!