A day at the GOA helpdesk.

[old.Tohtori]

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Goa helpdesk, Jeff here, how can i help you?

Customer: I installed Shrouded isles and now the gamelaunch exe doesn't work, what to do?

GOAHD: There is no launch.exe in the game, try the auto-created icon on your desktop. Thank you!

Customer: Bu...

GOAHD: -click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Goa helpdesk, Jeff here, how can i he...

Customer: I just called you about the launch exe.

GOAHD: Bonjour! Le customere servicere! Mui nam é Javier.

Customer: ...listen jeff...

GOAHD: Ny ny! Ny Jéff ier! Mui Hhhhhhjavier!

Customer: Look i can hear it's you!

GOAHD: Adieu! -click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD: ..

Customer: Look you little f*ckt*

GOAHD: -click-

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

*ring*

GOAHD: Wel-come. to the au-to-ma-ted ans-wer ma-chi-ne. Ple-ase lea-ve mas-sage af-ter peep.

Customer: You're not fooli...

GOAHD: Peep.

Customer: ...sigh...look, just tell me what to do when the game won...

GOAHD: Peep. Thank you for lea-ving mas-sage.

Customer: Don't you dare hang u...

GOAHD: Peep -click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD:...

Customer: I've had...

-click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD:...

Customer: I've had just ab...

-click-

*ring ring*

Customer: Hello?

GOAHD: 'ello?

Customer: Jeff?!?!

GOAHD: Javiér!!

Customer: What the...?!

-click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD: 'ello?

Customer: Did you just call me?!

GOAHD: We don't do that sort of thing here.

Customer: I know it was you! I have caller ID and....let me speak to someone in charge!

GOAHD: Certainly, just a moment.

Customer: Finally...

GOAHD: -click-

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

GOAHD: 'ello? Javiér 'ere.

Customer: Listen Jeff...

GOAHD: Jéff no 'ere, é got firéd -click-



( Was bored, so sue me )

 

[Brunore]

Heh

 

[Daedalus]

heh

 

[Cyfr]

\/ \/ Go seel go seel!

 

[DavidH]

Best thing I've ever read on this forum!

 

[Dakkath]

Funny on paper, even more fun if you've actually done something similar as a support bod...

(It was a bad day and I hated the role... No surprise I changed jobs soon after )

 

[Zenythe]

Hmmm does this mean I can stop doing things like babysitting encounters and use that as a script.... make my job a lot easier thanks.

 

[feac]

Hmmm does this mean I can stop doing things like babysitting encounters and use that as a script.... make my job a lot easier thanks.

funny post but the reply is better

 

[Daedalus]

Heh, owned!

 

[Firebirth]

Very funny, Just a shame GOA dont have a help-desk

 

[Tualatin]

lol, a shame for us, a victory for goa / employees of the helpdesk :X

 

[Marcus75]

Nothing like a good laugh to wake you up from a day at work.

 

[Chimaira]

GoA Bloke reply >post tbh

even tho post was fun

 

[old.Tohtori]

You thought the clients have it bad...


*ring ring*

MythicCustomerService: Hello?

Jeff: This is Jeff from helpdesk at GOA.

Mythic: I didn't know we had a helpdesk at GOA.

Jeff: You don't...technically... anyway. I was just wondering if you could help me with a customer.

Mythic: Err...ok.

Jeff: Here's the thing, he has a problem with installing a boa in his daoc.

Mythic: You do mean toa?

Jeff: ...sure.

Mythic: Well, your client could try to re-install the original client.

Jeff: Did that.

Mythic: Your client has allthe latest patches?

Jeff: Let me check...

Mythic: Sure thing.

-2 minutes later-

Jeff: Hello?

Mythic: Yes, still here.

Jeff: Good, just got a cup of coffee.

Mythic: Erh...so about the patches?

Jeff: Hmm?

Mythic: does your customer have the latest patches?!

Jeff: Oooh..just a mom.

Mythic: ..sigh...ok.

-another minute or so-

Jeff: Yup, he's got 'em.

Mythic: Could you ask your customer, how much space does the whole game, including all add-ons and such, take?

Jeff: Yup.

Mythic: ...

Jeff: ...

Mythic: You're still there arn't you?

Jeff: Yup.

Mythic: Could you ask your customer NOW?

Jeff: Ooh. Sure thing.

Mythic: ..sigh....

-5 minutes later-

Jeff: Helllo?

Mythic: ...yes...

Jeff: What was the question?

Mythic: Look! I'll send you a mail with all the necessary questions that need to be asked from your customer, along with links to any needed patches and hot-tips to help with the installation.

Jeff: Ok. Sounds nifty.

Mythic. Yes, doesn't it. So, what's the email.

Jeff: For?

Mythic: The goa helpdesk!!

Jeff: Oooh, we don't have a helpdesk here.

Mythic: -click-

Jeff: Hello...hello? Hmm.

*ring ring*

Jeff: GOA helpdesk.

Customer: Did you find any help for the installation problem?

Jeff: Unfortunetly i couldn't find any help from our database, but if you send a mail to customerservice@mythic.com i'm sure they can help you with it.

Customer: Ok, thanks a lot still for your time.

Jeff: No problem.

 

[Grimmen]

lol

 

[Firebirth]

Thats funnier than the first one

 

[old.Tohtori]

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Talk to me b*tch.

Customer: ...excuse me?!

GOAHD: Jeff here.

Customer: Erhm...ok. I have a problem with a stuck character, i tried the stuck commands, relogging and even reinstalling my client.

GOAHD: Rght. And did you try re-installing the game?

Customer: I just said i did...

GOAHD: I'm quite sure you said client, not game.

Customer: It's the same thing!

GOAHD: Oh most certainly is not, bu it's a technicality you need not worry about.

Customer: ...er...ok. So what do i do?

GOAHD: What level was the character on?

Customer: 48

GOAHD: Class, location and cash situation.

Customer: Why do you...

GOAHD: You want your character unstuck?

Customer: Yeah but...

GOAHD: Then answer the question and don't question my methods.

Customer: Ok, ok. Warrior, darkness falls, 15 plat, 34 gold about.

GOAHD: Send me your account details at goaHD@goa.com, password and all related and i'll try to fix it manually. I don't usually do this but for you i'm willing to go a bit further.

Customer: Ok.

GOAHD: -click-

*the next day*

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Jeff here.

Customer: What the hell did yo do to my account?!

GOAHD: Excuse me sir?

Customer: I called you yesterday about a stuck character, today when i logged in, there was only a level 1 viking named Bob in my character selection screen!!

GOAHD: Ah yes, issue 39745/45h. Unfortunetly Mythic has taken action against your account because of hacking suspicions.

Customer: WHAT?! I never hacked anything!!

GOAHD: This is under investication.

Customer: What am i supposed to do now!?

GOAHD: You could contact mythic directly at customerservice@mythic.com and ask them, it's really out of my hands now. Good day.

Customer: Bu...

GOAHD: -click-

*later that day at a keepraid*

Rundor: Rundor like Jeffrons new armor and weapon, where Jeffron get?

Jeffron: A retired warrior, bless his soul.

 

[Flimgoblin]

this explains why tohto always pms people his own number when you get the "wahh wahh don't GOA have a phone number?" threads.....

 

[old.Tohtori]

this explains why tohto always pms people his own number when you get the "wahh wahh don't GOA have a phone number?" threads.....

Told you once, tell you again...that 1-800 number ain't mine.

 

[Soldierboy]

rofl!

 

[Tasslehoff]

I love the seel

 

[fortunefish]

more plz nvr laughed so ahrd

make my day plz :d

 

[Zoolis]

Priceless keep it up, very funny :worthy:

 

[- English -]

lol nice xD

 

[Shike]

hrhr, funny stuff, 2nd post best by far

 

[fortunefish]

-click-

*ring ring*

Customer: Hello?

GOAHD: 'ello?

Customer: Jeff?!?!

GOAHD: Javiér!!

Customer: What the...?!

-click-

*ring ring*

GOAHD: 'ello?

Customer: Did you just call me?!

GOAHD: We don't do that sort of thing here.

Fucking best thing ive ever heard...u shud b on the radio m8 :wub:

 

[old.Tohtori]

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

*ring thud ring thud*

Jeff: Uh!

*ring thud thud ring ring*

Jeff: Check it!

*Ring ri...*

Jeff: Bring the beat back!

*ring ring*

Jeff: Well my name is Jeff,i work at goa. I solve little kids problems with their toa.

*ring ring*

Jeff: The phone goes all the time, my boss thinks it's a problem of mine. But if i wait long enough...

*ring ri...*

Jeff: It stops like that, this job's so rough.

Bossman: Damnit Jeff start answering the phone and do your job! -slam!-

Jeff: Alright bob, rigt after i eat this hobknob.

*ring ring*

Jeff: Hello? This is jeff at the goa phone.

Customer: I have a problem...

Jeff: Yeah, i have a list just choose one of them.

Customer: What you talking about?

Jeff: Look you trout, one of these is yours. A: I wanna play and not do my chores. B: Some leet kid stole my magical drawers. C: I wanna wank to the sound of The Doors.

Customer: What are you, mentally sick?!

Jeff: The phone will tell you, just listen -click-

*ring ring thud*

*ring ring thud*

Jeff: G to the motherf*cking OA. Jeffron in da house. Word.

 

[Robot]

Really funny stuff that hehe

 

[Ormorof]

Jeff: Alright bob, rigt after i eat this hobknob.

i always thought it was hobnob? or am i missing something here?

 

[MaddSeazyn]

The really scary thing is that have you ever rang SOE helpdesk? It pretty much DOES go like that... >.>