A casual observation

old.user4556

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SLUTS RULE

...and then they tell you they have a seven year old son. Oh dear. :(

Why is the room spinning...
 

leggy

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FAT BIRDS RULE!

Then they want children and marriage and all sorts of real life nonsense.

Please be content with cakes and pies and wine.
 

Mazling

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Dunno what the hell you expect from people whom you can con with lines like "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 

old.user4556

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Being lured by someone only for them to confess a young child - that's even crueller.
 

Frizz

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What's wrong with being a surrogate father?




;)
 

tris-

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Big G said:
Being lured by someone only for them to confess a young child - that's even crueller.

he doesnt have to watch you have intercourse does he?

unless you have a different tradition up there in scotland.
 

lilmissnaughty

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Big G said:
Being lured by someone only for them to confess a young child - that's even crueller.

roflcopter perhaps they have the young child n no partner because they r easy? :p had a neighbour like that, 3 kids all with diff dads n everytime u saw her down the pub she always had a new bloke with his hand up her skirt kinda like some twisted :sex: puppet
could be worse tbh could turn out to be the same slut u bedded 7 years ago..
whos the daddy:D
 

Trem

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lilmissnaughty said:
roflcopter perhaps they have the young child n no partner because they r easy? :p had a neighbour like that, 3 kids all with diff dads n everytime u saw her down the pub she always had a new bloke with his hand up her skirt kinda like some twisted :sex: puppet
could be worse tbh could turn out to be the same slut u bedded 7 years ago..
whos the daddy:D

A/S/L?
 

lilmissnaughty

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Trem said:

lol i dunno where she is now she moved out a few years ago but u can prolly find her if u look her up in the phone book.
just go to the section:

bikes.
 

TdC

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two mates of mine are currently seeing girls. one younger (23) with two kids, one older (33 iirc) ditto kids. in self analisys it's funny that I consider the younger one to be a potential problem, and the older one to be normal.

I don't think I'd like to know that a girl I date has kids for various reasons. I'm scared of having a kid, I'm even scared of having a cat. All my plants die. help, I must be doing something wrong! On the other hand, if I met a nice girl I'd not give a toss if she happened to have kids, though I imagine I'd rather they'd think of me as a mate and not a "dad". I wonder how much of that has to do with my da having passed away when I was young. hmm.
 

old.user4556

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I might add i'm feeling very rough today :(
 

TdC

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rough like "I shouldn't have had those last 6 pints and the goat vindaloo :/"
 

old.user4556

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Rough like "I shouldn't have mixed whisky with cider and giving it a whirl with air guitar to Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer". :(
 

tris-

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CIDER? i nearly had sympathy but im glad you are ill now. i hope you shit through the eye of a needle and vomit all over at the exact same time.
 

lilmissnaughty

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lol nowt wrong with cider.
its like a students best friend.
u can get it stronger then a beer but cheaper then a beer:clap:
 

tris-

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lilmissnaughty said:
lol nowt wrong with cider.
its like a students best friend.
u can get it stronger then a beer but cheaper then a beer:clap:

beer doesnt taste like the little hole on frogs where their spawn comes out of though.
 

TdC

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Big G said:
Rough like "I shouldn't have mixed whisky with cider and giving it a whirl with air guitar to Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer". :(

Bon Jovi? and you dare calling me a freak ;)

btw, I'm worried that Tris knows what the taste of frog-spawn hole is like o0
 

ECA

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Who doesn't?
frog spawn hole ranks among the one of the best holes in the world.
 

old.Tohtori

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Girls with kids, no problem, if the kids can shit and eat on their own.

It's like a free pass out of the whole birth/sleepless nights/whaaaa! crap.

Also, i'd like to say something seriously f*cked up, but i daren't.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Girls with kids, no problem, if the kids can shit and eat on their own.

It's like a free pass out of the whole birth/sleepless nights/whaaaa! crap.

Also, i'd like to say something seriously f*cked up, but i daren't.

Say it you ponce. I would.
 

tris-

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old.Tohtori said:
Girls with kids, no problem, if the kids can shit and eat on their own.

It's like a free pass out of the whole birth/sleepless nights/whaaaa! crap.

Also, i'd like to say something seriously f*cked up, but i daren't.

dont say anything fucked up. this is a clean place for clean people!

also Eca made me lol, should i be ashamed? :(
 

lilmissnaughty

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tris- said:
dont say anything fucked up. this is a clean place for clean people!

also Eca made me lol, should i be ashamed? :(

nope u should only be ashamed if u can fit ur wang into teh frogspawn hole.
cos then u r suffering from needledick.
 

tris-

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u have no proof i tryed to fit my wang in.

i was only tasting it for referencing against other things.
 

lilmissnaughty

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thats what they all say.
a likely story indeed.
'officer i was just innocently walkin past the pond when suddenly my pants fell down n i tripped on em an fell inside this frog'
we believe ya,
thousands wouldnt;)
:p
 

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