A bird took a dump on my head..

[fettoken]

Not a vegetarian, nor a hypocrite, i simply believe in killing animals for food and/or furs or self defence.

Otherwise, it's no use.

Fair enough... agreed! lalela, ninja edit ftw meights

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fair enough...

Godo you see it that way.

Should've possible started by reasoning it, but, well...que saran saran

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd never harm any sort of animal or person as a matter of fact, im a big softy.

Worst chav EVER!!

 

[collegien]

You could do what they did at the new St Pancras station in London and get a couple of falcons to the area cos apparently bird of prey = no pidgeons works for them.

So maybe you should get yer own Kes like Craig David on Bo Selecta !

 

[adoNix]

Not a vegetarian, nor a hypocrite, i simply believe in killing animals for food and/or furs or self defence.

Otherwise, it's no use.

Let me explain to you how i see this sir!

example:

You're at your local pub, and some drunk guy comes towards you and pulls down his pants and starts peeing on you because he is so drunk he doesnt know what the hell he's doing.

What would you do?

1. stand there and smile
2. punch him in tha face!

i would go with number 2.

The bird isnt knowing what the hell it's doing either! but it still took a dump on your head!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[swords]

There's me thinking you were doing some shit porn again... pff

 

[fettoken]

There's me thinking you were doing some shit porn again... pff

xDD Didn´t think about "bird" as a synonym for "girl". I guess you could misinterprit the caption.....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Let me explain to you how i see this sir!

example:

You're at your local pub, and some drunk guy comes towards you and pulls down his pants and starts peeing on you because he is so drunk he doesnt know what the hell he's doing.

What would you do?

1. stand there and smile
2. punch him in tha face!

i would go with number 2.

The bird isnt knowing what the hell it's doing either! but it still took a dump on your head!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Ah but...let me first say i love when people question these things with choices ...there's a difference. I'd go with option C: Evade and let the bouncer handle this person with a urinatory problem.

Now, "You couldn't evade a bird crapping on you because ou can't see it". Exactly, which negates the point you made completely.

So let's assume you'll go with the "ok then, a guy pees off a balcony and doesn't know you're there".

I still wouldn't take out my shotgun and shoot the guy. I'd get out of the way when the peeing hit, as one does with sudden rains, and then inform the authorities of the problem.

Now then, on the bird taking a dump, infact the bird doesn't know it's even taking a dump. It's an automated involuntary action.

Much like the drunk you say? Yes in the way that it doesn't know what it's doing, but the difference is, i can't blame the bird for acting natural, while the drunk isn't a natural creature of nature. I can however, also, blame a guy for drinking so much.

Satisfiable answer?

 

[adoNix]

Ah but...let me first say i love when people question these things with choices ...there's a difference. I'd go with option C: Evade and let the bouncer handle this person with a urinatory problem.

Now, "You couldn't evade a bird crapping on you because ou can't see it". Exactly, which negates the point you made completely.

So let's assume you'll go with the "ok then, a guy pees off a balcony and doesn't know you're there".

I still wouldn't take out my shotgun and shoot the guy. I'd get out of the way when the peeing hit, as one does with sudden rains, and then inform the authorities of the problem.

Now then, on the bird taking a dump, infact the bird doesn't know it's even taking a dump. It's an automated involuntary action.

Much like the drunk you say? Yes in the way that it doesn't know what it's doing, but the difference is, i can't blame the bird for acting natural, while the drunk isn't a natural creature of nature. I can however, also, blame a guy for drinking so much.

Satisfiable answer?

Sure mate except that he were comming behind you so you couldnt evade!
and the bouncer was having trouble with some other guys!

nah im just joking now.. if i got birdshit in my head i probably would go for a shower instead of hunting down that bird that did it tho
and probably could not be bothered with killing one or two of them after i finished my shower

 

[Lamp]

A bird shitting on your head is supposed to be lucky

LOL

 

[fettoken]

A bird shitting on your head is supposed to be lucky

LOL

An actual bird or the synonym? Either doesn´t make sense!! Well, maybe the second in some perverted way.

 

[Lamp]

You're right. It doesn't make sense. But if you ask people my parents age, or a generation older, they all say a bird crapping on your head is lucky.

How can bird crap on your head be lucky ? Maybe it supposed to bring luck at some time in the future........

 

[Laddey]

Worst chav EVER!!

haha trust you and your whitty comments <3

 

[CorNokZ]

haha trust you and your whitty comments <3

Please let me nail your gf <3

 

[Laddey]

Please let me nail your gf <3

Haha, never. You had sex with that slut from the club though, so you dont need MORE!

 

[CorNokZ]

But I'm hooked now! Should have waited till I got married

 

[Ezteq]

my frikkin female parental unit puked down my back when i was a kid, please would one of you go and shoot her unlike the poor birdies it was her fault (she was pissed) aaaaand she puked down and ruined (ruined may i emphasize this) my most excellant doctor watson cape style coat!


but dont kill birds for pooping on you, i mean think of the amount of stuff you crap on (ok indirectly) when you flush the kazi, do you see herds of demented dolphins and irate looking hallibut coming round your house trying to force feed you dynamite?

no, live and let crap thats what i say!
which leads us to todays song!


All together now...


when yooou were yoooung annnnd
yoooour arse was an oooopen door
you used to saaaay live and let crap

youknowyoudidyouknowyoudidyouknowyoudid


but in this ever changing room in which we poo in
makes you shit, fart and siiiiigh

say crap and let diiiiiie!!

*bwoooong bwoung bwoooong bwoung*

Say crap and let die
crap and let die
Crap and let die
crap and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the toilet bowl hell

 

[Levin]

my frikkin female parental unit puked down my back when i was a kid, please would one of you go and shoot her unlike the poor birdies it was her fault (she was pissed) aaaaand she puked down and ruined (ruined may i emphasize this) my most excellant doctor watson cape style coat!


but dont kill birds for pooping on you, i mean think of the amount of stuff you crap on (ok indirectly) when you flush the kazi, do you see herds of demented dolphins and irate looking hallibut coming round your house trying to force feed you dynamite?

no, live and let crap thats what i say!
which leads us to todays song!


All together now...


when yooou were yoooung annnnd
yoooour arse was an oooopen door
you used to saaaay live and let crap

youknowyoudidyouknowyoudidyouknowyoudid


but in this ever changing room in which we poo in
makes you shit, fart and siiiiigh

say crap and let diiiiiie!!

*bwoooong bwoung bwoooong bwoung*

Say crap and let die
crap and let die
Crap and let die
crap and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the toilet bowl hell

ROFL! That was your best one yet, dear Ez! Class!

 

[fettoken]

my frikkin female parental unit puked down my back when i was a kid, please would one of you go and shoot her unlike the poor birdies it was her fault (she was pissed) aaaaand she puked down and ruined (ruined may i emphasize this) my most excellant doctor watson cape style coat!


but dont kill birds for pooping on you, i mean think of the amount of stuff you crap on (ok indirectly) when you flush the kazi, do you see herds of demented dolphins and irate looking hallibut coming round your house trying to force feed you dynamite?

no, live and let crap thats what i say!
which leads us to todays song!


All together now...


when yooou were yoooung annnnd
yoooour arse was an oooopen door
you used to saaaay live and let crap

youknowyoudidyouknowyoudidyouknowyoudid


but in this ever changing room in which we poo in
makes you shit, fart and siiiiigh

say crap and let diiiiiie!!

*bwoooong bwoung bwoooong bwoung*

Say crap and let die
crap and let die
Crap and let die
crap and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the toilet bowl hell

Okay, either im drunk or you are xDD And i am definately drunk.... so you must be too because that didn´t make any sense. So you must be super special awsomely drunk!!! Because things that doesn´t make sense (how the hell do i spell that word) to a drunk person doesn´t make sence to a un drunk person imo.

Oh, and my outstudied schemes for revenge often fail on one point.. and that is Effort = Reward. Obviously effort is too high here.

 

[Ezteq]

pfft im sober as a nun matey... sorry lol

 

[fettoken]

pfft im sober as a nun matey... sorry lol

Then, your imagination go far faar beyond logic and sense (in a good way )

 

[echome]

Then, your imagination go far faar beyond logic and sense (in a good way )

Took you a while to realise this...

 

[Dukat]

when you flush the kazi, do you see herds of demented dolphins and irate looking hallibut coming round your house trying to force feed you dynamite?

YES!

Although, it's mainly the relatives and next of kin - the poor dolphins who get caught on the head when I 'smoke a dukie' dont live long enough to be angry about it!

Its not my bloody fault though, what are they doing down my thunderbox anyway? ITS MY U-BEND MR DOLPHIN!