A bird took a dump on my head..

[fettoken]

The millisecond i sat down on the chair it crapped on my head. The place is a few meters near where they sell fast food downtown.

So now im planning its demise. Im thinking maybe poisoning bread and spreading it out there when darkness falls. Any poison that is easy to come by that makes sure they get an unpleasant death and stay dead?

edit: Or any other great idéas to make them suffer? I know exactly where they camp in wait for food.

 

[kirennia]

Never have understood why that's deemed good luck but apparently it is so grats I think?

 

[Wonk]

That happened to me when I was on my way home last friday. Im glad I was wearing a hoodie as my hair was full of birdshit

 

[Bahumat]

I heard bread with baking soda on makes them explode as they cant burp and it fills them with air...not sure if its true

 

[Sparx]

Yeah go for the baking soda trick

 

[Laddey]

video it aswell

 

[fettoken]

I´ll try that. Think they can´t handle caffeine either... mouahaha.

edit: I´ll bring my camera for proof when i succeed.

 

[ileks]

aye i heard baking soda really does kill them must hurt as well o0

 

[old.Tohtori]

You're not serious...

 

[Laddey]

Is it a crime to kill vermin?

 

[pikeh]

Is it a crime to kill vermin?

how the fuck are birds vermin?

did he say it was a pigeon?

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

pigeons are the new age rats. They spread disease and shit.
I wouldn't mind killing a few, but I wouldn't go on the soda way. That's just cruel :/
Take something that's effective immediately, that doesn't torture the pests. They can't help that they were born as birdies, and shit in mid-flight... It's like blaming humans for walking upright. Bloody hell that rhymed aswell... Gah!

 

[Laddey]

how the fuck are birds vermin?

did he say it was a pigeon?

Shit yeh i never realized he never said pigeon.

Don't get all vicious bird man.

 

[pikeh]

Shit yeh i never realized he never said pigeon.

Don't get all vicious bird man.

sorry, just dont like people going around saying they are gonna kill shit that cant harm them, just gets me annoyed.

 

[Laddey]

sorry, just dont like people going around saying they are gonna kill shit that cant harm them, just gets me annoyed.

I'd never harm any sort of animal or person as a matter of fact, im a big softy.

I just said video it

 

[pikeh]

I'd never harm any sort of animal or person as a matter of fact, im a big softy.

I just said video it

wasnt referring to you mate

 

[Laddey]

wasnt referring to you mate

.

 

[fettoken]

http://www.sparrownest.se/Fåglar_birds_.jpg/Gråsparvar, Passer Domesticus -SH102313.jpg

Any sort of being that lacks the intelligence that says "do not shit on beings that feeds you" (well, i didn´t really feed it) needs to be put to death swiftly! Some f*ckers downtown are feeding them constantly, this leads to them shitting down everything.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Any sort of being that lacks the intelligence that says "do not shit on beings that feeds you" (well, i didn´t really feed it) needs to be put to death swiftly!

Aye! Listen to this man!



Now where did i put that video of a baby peeing on a parent...

 

[fettoken]

Aye! Listen to this man!



Now where did i put that video of a baby peeing on a parent...

Stop being a wise ass all the time imo! Maybe i failed to mention fully developed beings.

 

[Chronictank]

sorry, just dont like people going around saying they are gonna kill shit that cant harm them, just gets me annoyed.

they could peck him in the eye, i'm pretty sure that would hurt alot

 

[fettoken]

I'd never harm any sort of animal or person as a matter of fact, im a big softy.

I just said video it

Ohhh, what a cute little bird. Oh look, it crapped on me, thats so cute. Few weeks later *dying of bird disease whic has spread through your family etc*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop being a wise ass all the time imo! Maybe i failed to mention fully developed beings.

Birds are quite fully developed.

Ohhh, what a cute little bird. Oh look, it crapped on me, thats so cute. Few weeks later *dying of bird disease whic has spread through your family etc*

Yeah, every bird has bird flu. It spreads like that.

 

[fettoken]

Birds are quite fully developed.



Yeah, every bird has bird flu. It spreads like that.

Sigh, having to reply to your brainless comments are futile but ah well. Bird is a bird? And this particular kind is a potential disease carrier due to its moving pattern.

On another note. Maybe high concentration of alcohol could finish them off w/o tooorment.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sigh, having to reply to your brainless comments are futile but ah well. Bird is a bird? And this particular kind is a potential disease carrier due to its moving pattern.

People like you just irk me the right way. "Oh a bird took a dump, i'll kill it!" And not just that, kill it by inflicting much pain. Noble f*ck you are...

Just let it go.

Or if you're really that concerned about getting birdflu, maybe not eat the crap.

 

[fettoken]

People like you just irk me the right way. "Oh a bird took a dump, i'll kill it!"

Just let it go.

Or if you're really that concerned about getting birdflu, maybe not eat the crap.

You think the people in Asia spread the bird disease by eating the crap? I thought it was because it became airborne. And the same virus has been reporter on this particular bird in southern part of Sweden, many people have become ill and a few died. But i really don´t have to explain this. But you are persistant so i did
And no i don´t plan on inflicting great pain on it, i exagurated a bit. I´ll kill em all in some effective way. If they feel pain is another thing i cant really tell. Oh, and this bird is considered as vermin... so... DIE VERMIN!!! *evil laughter*

 

[old.Tohtori]

You think the people in Asia spread the bird disease by eating the crap? I thought it was because it became airborne. And the same virus has been reporter on this particular bird in southern part of Sweden, many people have become ill and a few died. But i really don´t have to explain this. But you are persistant so i did
And no i don´t plan on inflicting great pain on it, i exagurated a bit. I´ll kill em all in some effective way. If they feel pain is another thing i cant really tell. Oh, and this bird is considered as vermin... so... DIE VERMIN!!! *evil laughter*

It didn't start in asia as airborne though, and here, it's carried by birds, not airborne.

If memory serves me correctly.

So keeping clean of bird feces would suffice.

Killing them all now? That really isn't helping how i feel about your course of action...and no i don't expect you to care, i still think it's dispicable.

 

[Lethul]

Otherwise you can get a airgun and shot it! Should kill the little bugger eventually (if you hit it!)

 

[fettoken]

Otherwise you can get a airgun and shot it! Should kill the little bugger eventually (if you hit it!)

Yeah, i got one of those in the closet somewhere, with optics and all But i wouldn´t mind a silencer or people would think im a maniac. (but killing bears and elks and wolfs is not wrong!!!! even tho they are much less frequent, bit odd)

Oh, and i suppose youre a vegetarian Tohtori. Or else, youre the biggest bloody hypocrite i know of.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, i got one of those in the closet somewhere, with optics and all But i wouldn´t mind a silencer or people would think im a maniac. (but killing bears and elks and wolfs is not wrong!!!! even tho they are much less frequent, bit odd)

Oh, and i suppose youre a vegetarian Tohtori. Or else, youre the biggest bloody hypocrite i know of.

Not a vegetarian, nor a hypocrite, i simply believe in killing animals for food and/or furs or self defence.

Otherwise, it's no use.