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[Breni]

Originally posted by oldgrim
Ardwan and Breni - You guys almost cost me my job!!

And the bit where he fires the arrow out the window - has me literally ROFL everytime.

Tut tut...reading the forums at work, eh?

"We've found a witch! May we burn her?"

"How do you know she is a witch?"

"She looks like one!"

"They dressed me up like this!"

"No we didn't!"

"Well, maybe the hat...but she has got a wart!"

"She turned me into a newt!"

"...I got better"

 

[Breni]

Originally posted by Ardwan
/arrow flying through air

"Message for you sir"

I used to have that soundbite as my new mail message notification!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

now I have to watch the movie again
The way Sir Lancelot charges the guards at the wedding..
I wish I could do that in rvr

 

[Ardwan]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
now I have to watch the movie again
The way Sir Lancelot charges the guards at the wedding..
I wish I could do that in rvr

Use a 28.8modem and it will look like it

 

[Breni]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
now I have to watch the movie again
The way Sir Lancelot charges the guards at the wedding..
I wish I could do that in rvr

I know, it's probably been seen loads before, but...

This might help you until you get home

 

[old.Tohtori]

ok...*cracks his fingers*


"I fart in your general direction!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled like eldeberries you so called Arthur King and his silly english kniiiiiggets!"

"Prrrrt! *bang hands against helmet*"

"Fetche le vache."

"Now, when night falls, lancelot galahad and i, get out of the bunny and kill the french while they sleep."

"Who get out of the bunny?"

"Lancelot, glahad and i...oh.."
---

"We are the knight who say Ni!"

"You must find meeee...a shrubbery!"

"You must find me -another- shrubbery!"

"Yes this is good, with a nice layer effect."

"We are no longer the knight who say Ni! We are now the knights who say eki-eki-ta-bang! ....ni..."

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...wiiiith!...a herring!"

"Now that's just silly, we won't do it."

"Aaaa! Don't say that!"

"Say what?"

"The only word that the knight who say ni cannot bear to hear."

"What is it?"

"Ah you said it again! Oh now i said it! Now i said it again..."
--

"None shall pass. " ~What?~ "NONE shall pass."

"Now listen here, i am King arthur, ruler of england and i demand you let me pass!"

"I bow...to no man."

"Get back here! I'll bite your head off!"
--

"The holy grail is in the castle of aaaaarrrgh...."

"What?"

"The holy grail is in the castle of aaaaarrrgh...."

"Maybe he dies while writing it?"

"If he died he wouldn't have bothered carving Argh on it now would he?"

"Maybe he mean the castle of camaaarque?"

"UUuuuuuaaaa!"

"No, from the back of your throat..aaarggh..."

"No, no. I mean uuuaa as a statement of frightment and suprise"

"Oh like AAah!"

"Yes."
--

Ok i'm tired..no more writing these....

"And there was much rejoycing(?)"

 

[Ardwan]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
"Now that's just silly, we won't do it."

"Aaaa! Don't say that!"

"Say what?"

"The only word that the knight who say ni cannot bear to hear."

"What is it?"

"Ah you said it again! Oh now i said it! Now i said it again..."
"You can't say 'is'?
"Well we wouldn't get very far in life not saying the word 'is' now would we"

 

[oldgrim]

And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

 

[Brannor McThife]

You guys may recall from the old forums that I asked someone to remove part of a post because of the religious content...and then some of you told me to go watch it. Well, while waiting at Heathrow for my flight to South Africa, I bought it, and watched it with my buddies back home. Hosed ourselves. Collectors edition, got some nice extra goodies too.

A bit wierd, but man, good humour.

-G

 

[klavrynd]

http://www.montypython.net/grailmm.php3

full multimedia script

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bah! It's no fun to read some scripts compared to actually remembering the lines after picking your brain for twenty odd minutes

Call me old fashioned but then i'd have to shoot you.

 

[Fafnir]

Always look on the bright side of life...

 

[Ardwan]

messiah...messiah..

 

[oldgrim]

Oww my foot!

 

[Breni]

"Romanes eunt domus? People called Romans, they go t'the 'ouse?"

"Conjugate the verb to go..."

"Right, now write it out a undred times before dawn or I'll cut yer balls off"

 

[klavrynd]

Blessed are they who convert their neighbour's ox, for they shall inhibit their girth,...

 

[old.tRoG]

must... watch... holy... grail...

why was my copy taken so unjustly from me by my sister?!

alas, it seems she 'borrowed' it. for 2 years!

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
now I have to watch the movie again
The way Sir Lancelot charges the guards at the wedding..
I wish I could do that in rvr

Actually my GF does that when she plays on the laptop...

all I hear is "I'm lagging" and then she starts charging forwards, teleporting back, charging forwards etc. etc.

 

[Flimgoblin]

Buy it on DvD if you have the option... it's ace
loads of features (including that lego movie)

 

[Darkwind]

Come back!! I'll bite yer legs off!


Bought the special 2 DVD version.


PIE IESU DOMINE < WHACK>
DONA EIS REQUIEM < WHACK>

It actually has a sing along part where it instructs you how to hold you DVD box and how to whack it against your head.

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by Brannor McThife
You guys may recall from the old forums that I asked someone to remove part of a post because of the religious content...and then some of you told me to go watch it. Well, while waiting at Heathrow for my flight to South Africa, I bought it, and watched it with my buddies back home. Hosed ourselves. Collectors edition, got some nice extra goodies too.

A bit wierd, but man, good humour.

-G

heh that was me!

now look what I have become! an evil spammer!

Life of Brian is funny
was banned in Ireland (along with Meaning of Life I think?)

 

[oldgrim]

I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

 

[Icecreamsheep]

"Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy". Ok so this is from Life of Brian, but its the monty python theme again. Pretty good film .

or the Biggus Dickus sequence (Sorry someone please post this as i cant remember it all for the life of me).

"Always look on the bright side of life. de dum, de dum de dum de dum"

Sheepy