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[oldgrim]

Stop!
Who approacheth the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three!
Ere the other side he see!


Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid!

 

[oldgrim]

as you can see im inept

plz delete this - was destined for the PvP thread

 

[Fafnir]

An easy one....

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the day.
And three legs in the evening.

 

[old.moriath]

Man .. 3 ages of

Baby crawling on all fours
Man walking on 2 legs
Old Man walking with a stick.

BTW i think the original post was a quote from Monty Python.

 

[old.Krusha]

Whats brown,
Smells like shit,
and sounds like a bell

(keeping it more monty puthon-esque )

 

[Fafnir]

I

think so to, its also in the excellent game Fallout...



But its an old greek puzzle, asked by a mythic animal (manticore or something like that) at the bridge to Athen's i think, or was it into Sparta.

 

[old.Hendrick]

It's the classic riddle of the sphinx. From the Oedipus legend, if I am not mistaken.

 

[danskmacabre]

Originally posted by old.Krusha
Whats brown,
Smells like shit,
and sounds like a bell

(keeping it more monty puthon-esque )

Duuunnnggggg...

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Originally posted by old.Hendrick
It's the classic riddle of the sphinx. From the Oedipus legend, if I am not mistaken.

I thought it was Ulysses.

What has three mouths yet only speaks with its mind?

 

[old.Hendrick]

It's the Oedipus riddle, just checked it back in my little book of greek mythology. That legend is pretty boring after all, apart from this little puzzle And I also think that particular riddle must be the only one more popular than the Hobbit-ones.

 

[klavrynd]

but now back on topic : what is your favourite color?

 

[old.Smart.]

Red! No, blue! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...................

 

[dittytwo]

DUNNNNGGGG

AHAHAHAHA
FALLS OFF CHAIR

not heard that one before (getts off the floor wiping tears from my eyes)

 

[Ardwan]

Originally posted by old.Ayam Ganbatte


I thought it was Ulysses.

What has three mouths yet only speaks with its mind?

What has a brain, but doesn't use it to talk.....A woman

/em runs for door

 

[LunarDarkShadow]

Hello Ardwan dear...


I'll get Jup to demote you later then, shall I?


Hmmm?

 

[Jupitus]

<equips his favourite booting boots>

Can't wait......

 

[Aeiedil]

 

[Ardwan]

Demote me??
You mean there is actaully someplace lower than where I am now?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Smart.
Red! No, blue! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...................

Oh please, atleast get it right, it's a classic afterall.

What...is your favorite color.

Blue! No yellooooooooo.....

 

[Breni]

"What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladed swallow?"

"I don't understand - is that an African or a European swallow?"

"...I don't know" Arrrrrgggh

"How come you know so much about swallows?"

"Well, you have to know these things, being a king"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Breni
"What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladed swallow?"

"I don't understand - is that an African or a European swallow?"

"...I don't know" Arrrrrgggh

"How come you know so much about swallows?"

"Well, you have to know these things, being a king"

Actually...

"What do you mean, an african or an european swallow?"

"..I don't know that"...etc...

And if you argue with me on that i'll rip your testicles off and make kastanjets(don't know the typing) out of them.

 

[oldgrim]

not a bad amount of posts for a thread that should never have started

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--


MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away,
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned
his tail and fled.
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to
his feet,
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,
ROBIN: All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
ROBIN: I never!



mwuhhahahaa - couldnt resist it

 

[Breni]

It's Castanets, I think.

And I'm not going to argue. Haven't seen the Grail in years, due to my *spit* cousin stealing my copy. So you'll forgive me if my memory has become a little fudged over time...

"Old woman!"

"Man!"

"Man then, sorry"

"You could have tried Dennis"

"I didn't know you were called Dennis!"

"Didn't bother to ask, did you?"

 

[Ardwan]

"One day son; all this will be your's"

"What? the curtains?"

"No, Not the bloody curtains"

 

[Breni]

"She got huuuuge....tracts of land!"

 

[old.Tohtori]

"But Faather...all i want to do is....sing!"

"No stop that, stop that! No singing!"


--


"Who are you?!"

"We are the french!"

"What are you doing in england?!?"

"None of your busineeess"

--

And the favorite...

"Ah, Camelot!"

...

"Let's not go there, it's a silly place."

 

[Ardwan]

The best part of the film has to be the black night part though.

"Its just a scratch"

"I took ya bloody arm off"

"I've had worse"

"You bloody liar"

 

[oldgrim]

Ardwan and Breni - You guys almost cost me my job!!

And the bit where he fires the arrow out the window - has me literally ROFL everytime.

 

[Ardwan]

/arrow flying through air

"Message for you sir"

....

"You shall not have died in vain"
"I'm, not dead yet"

"You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain"
"I think I might pull through actually"

 

[oldgrim]

Right! you stay here!

<goes to walk out the room>

Where you going!

I'm Coming with you