9 Words Women Use :)

Ucallme

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Those that always get confused about women when they say things. Well here are all the solutions you been waiting for :)

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


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man's 1 word.


1. Go Back to Your Mother Biatch! end of the line, you go off! - means that the man had alot of her bullsh*t and got tired!
 

Overdriven

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I can copy and paste too! :(

Read it so many times its lost its humor :(
 

Malogrin

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2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

REP'ed for that :worthy:
 

Fafnir

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ohhh what a nice restaurant, as you drive by in your car, mean they are hungry and want food.
 

Dreamor

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ohhh what a nice restaurant, as you drive by in your car, mean they are hungry and want food.

either that or its a special event coming up and you should make note of the place for future reference including phone number and prices :D
 

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