8th march 2003

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Lester

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8 march 2003 is the fiftieth anniversary of the opening of unit 2 of the Wensleydale Cheese Works.

Coincidence?
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by oldlester
8 march 2003 is the fiftieth anniversary of the opening of unit 2 of the Wensleydale Cheese Works.

Coincidence?
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No its a conspiracy!!

The Wensleydale cheese works are to be feared!!
 
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Louster

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Ahaha, that translator thing at the top is great. Try translating it from English into English. You get stuff like:

October 12th 2002
love time special situation was beginning publication.
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and

in the circumstances YOU CONFUTE QUANTITATIVE INFORMATION OR KNOWLEDGE RELATIVELY LOVE ABSENT CARRIER OR Be certain ANYTHING AT WHOLE RELATIVELY LOVE SIMILARITY SPECIAL ARE FORWARD The Drama, IMMATERIALITY MAY Think HAVING SIMILARITY AMONG YOU. PRITHEE EARLY RELATIVE Knowledge be the cause of
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Louster

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Ohohoho, and and! If you try and translate it to other languages, it somehow does a worse job. It seems to only translate stuff when it feels like. For example:

Mystery revealed: HAS guy mail has message saying he couldn't understand why the Persian who sort to destiny the cameraman, didn't frugal remodel the film and display it to light an shrewdness and sensitive commentary. Candid hairpiece this setting I have restored some of the more severely damask negatives, and I can now such you that the cameraman was NOT thrown onto has fire and it was NOT scorched in has forester hellish. Ounce you see the imagery you will understand; things are not always ace they seem. Be forbearing and all will be revealed.

I will keep you apprises.
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Louster

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I think maybe I only broke it temporarily. It doesn't seem to be producing comedy any more. Oh well.

"Candid hairpiece," heh.
 
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Louster

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Oh man. I got it "working" again. I think it gets confused and translates to some other language and back, keeping the foreign language's grammar or something.

This one's great:
Mystery revealed: FOR guy post for message saying I happen couldn't understand why the person who tried to cut down the Cameroon, didn't single remove the film and expose it to light an tricky and responsive observatory. Sincere venitian blind this site I have restaurants she conquers of the tanned severe lady negative, and I can now tell you that the Cameroon was NOT thrown onto for fire and it was NOT scorched non for forensic infernal. Eleven you see the picture you will understand; things are not always ace they seem. Be patty and all will be revealed.

I will keep you shapeless.
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Testin da Cable

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louster teh spamm0r!!!

btw....the tanned severe lady negative...sounds like a bandname
 
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Lester

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Perhaps that is what you're supposed to do! It's all in code and if you translate it in the right combination you will come out with the correct message..Go Louster!

Post your results in 1 week agent L, the fate of the world rests in your hands.

Please destroy this message......
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by oldlester
Perhaps that is what you're supposed to do! It's all in code and if you translate it in the right combination you will come out with the correct message..Go Louster!

Post your results in 1 week agent L, the fate of the world rests in your hands.

Please destroy this message......
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Nah I think I'll use it to blackmail you!
 
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Lester

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O.K. after extensive research (err... I ran it thru pornolize) I have discovered that it no makes complete sense

PH3AR!!!!
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by oldlester
O.K. after extensive research (err... I ran it thru pornolize) I have discovered that it no makes complete sense

PH3AR!!!!
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OMFG LMAO :D


-----> cuntlapps :D

Very nice but defo too much time on your hands :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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My story:
Due to asslicks you will come to understand as you read on I cannot reveal my identity
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this has something to do with Wij doesn't it?









:D
 
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Lester

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A few key phrases that seem to make it all clear......

"be patient and all will be barfed" nice

"Once you see the aardvarks you will understand" ahh I see.

"I will keep you asslicked" mmm nice again

this has happened to me - " someone was wanking into my computer!"

I have these - "national security balls"

And I want to go here - "wad pulling motel"
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by oldlester
this has happened to me - " someone was wanking into my computer!"
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My boss is enquiring as to why i'm laughing and spitting my coffee all over my computer ffs.
 
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Testin da Cable

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OI! NO LAUGHING IN THE WORKPLACE!!!1 :eek:
 
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