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[old.sainteh-]

How many of you masturbate, and what's your favourite style?

 

[old.Hyb]

Masturbate? I'm sorry i have no lower body parts, I was chopped up as a child

 

[old.Sean Black]

50 times a second all day long, with my cock in a machinegun"!!1111111111111111111111111

 

[old.sainteh-]

Sometimes, I like to walk around the streets with my nob out... carressing it and stuff. But during the day that's a bit dangerous 'cause little kiddies run around and they might see me and go "ARGH!!!" and stuff. I'm not perplex so I'm not into that sorta thing!!

Keep your info coming :|

 

[old.Hyb]

Why do they call u maggot boy saint?

 

[old.sainteh-]

because I once mounted a maggot and it got lost up my japseye :|

 

[hec]

i usually do it behind a newspaper in public

 

[old.Hyb]

Go ask perp Saint, he's over there behind a tree

 

[old.sainteh-]

kik
http://www.gnomelands.co.uk/hecateh.jpg

This man CAN NOT read a news paper :|

 

[hec]

oh so what is this now, take the piss out of blind folk day????
did i say i read the newspapers? i cant see cos i masturbate too much!!!!11

 

[Wij]

Don't need to

 

[old.sainteh-]

lolol

 

[xenon2000]

Hmmm.. what a retarted penger's thread

/me leaves

 

[Wij]

yup

 

[old.TUG]

I let my bird do all the hard work for me... whilst I sit back and ogle at her 34C tits, pert arse and cute young body, all covered in a sexy PVC nurses outfit

She is fine

She is 15

I am a dead man

 

[Stazbumpa]

u lucky bastard

u lucky lucky bastard

 

[Wij]

um. /me dials 999...

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by xenon2000
Hmmm.. what a retarted penger's thread

/me leaves

That would be retarDed. Run along xenon, the Sunshine bus is leaving

 

[Ono]

I have forwarded ALL the above to Scotland Yard.


Expect a knock on the door soon. Especially you TUG.

 

[Wij]

Well I doubt Scotland Yard would be interested in all the young lads strumming off.

Ugh. Bad mental picture . /me leaves........

 

[Nibbler]

Actually Wij I think they would...

 

[bodhi]

wanking is a crime now is it?

Wouldnt that make me public enemy number one two and three?


Have I said too much?

Shall I get my coat?

 

[Stazbumpa]

I got mine some time ago.

Coat that is.

 

[nothing]

what's the point?

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Bodhi

Originally posted by xenon2000
Hmmm.. what a retarted penger's thread

/me leaves

That would be retarDed. Run along xenon, the Sunshine bus is leaving

No, i meant retarTed, duh...

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by Bodhi
wanking is a crime now is it?

No but i've heard those guys up a Scotland Yard are kinda queer