50 Shades of Grey

[rynnor]

I just dont like Louis Theroux - I'm not sure why.

I guess there's an undertone of smugness about his work - they arent really documentaries in the objective sense.

More like vehicles for his smugness/sneering.

 

[Raven]

I like him, he has done some smashing documentaries over the years

 

[Cerb]

If anything I'd say his documentaries are more character pieces. And damn does he pick some interesting characters.

 

[Raven]

Yeah but he makes them comfortable to talk about themselves and what they do, he doesn't judge them.

 

[old.user4556]

I felt somewhat ashamed when I watched his one where he revisited the porn stars and I knew most of their names .

 

[megadave]

The first porn episode is hilarious when he shows everyone his nude shot and they all laugh at his tiny cock.

 

[Job]

He always seem painfully shy to me,like he doesn't really want to be there.

 

[Bigmac]

I'm waiting on the sequel 50 Shaved clunge.

 

[Wij]

Hoping it goes round my wife's work and I can slip some scatty pages into it when she borrows it.

 

[Nate]

From reading parts of this thread I have come to the conclusion that if I walk up to any woman and give her an erotic idea, I'm in.

"I'll smash your backdoors in luv"

Shag in the bag.

 

[SilverHood]

Was out boozing with some female friends on Saturday and it came up in conversation. One girl had all 3 books, the others only the first one. The major thing that was inferred was that "you boys need to read it, you might learn something about women". Oh dear!

 

[Scouse]

you might learn something about women

What for?

I never see them trying to learn about men...

 

[Wij]

What for?

I never see them trying to learn about men...

To be fair there's not much to learn. Tits, pie and not talking all the fucking time == happy chappy.

 

[Fast]

50 Shades Of Chav.

"As he approached me with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was dole day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
"It was Shane's. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."
"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange."
"As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Shane. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Icelands. He had tied up his Staffy to block the alleyway so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."
"My mum had told me to leave Shane many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had mucked his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from Aldi. He picked up the power lead from my kids' mega drive and whipped it across my doughy arse. It stung but I liked it. I shouted "again again" so he carried on. Oh my! I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile."

 

[old.Tohtori]

To be fair there's not much to learn. Tits, pie and not talking all the fucking time == happy chappy.

To be fair there's not much to learn about women either; preferred oven and sammich to make.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Every middle aged woman in my office is talking about it.

Having read the argument, I wouldnt touch this book with a stick.

 

[Gray]

View: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqmofb_saturday-night-live-fifty-shades-of-grey_shortfilms


Good ol Amazon

;

 

[storch]

seems like an appropriate title and also subject matter for you people. oh I'm sorry I misread...it says grey....

 

[cHodAX]

Having read the argument, I wouldnt touch this book with a stick.

Agreed, I wore rubber gloves and a gimpmask before I read it and fapped myself red raw!

 

[Job]

How do these things take off? You can find this shite all over the net, I know it WAS shite taken from some forum, but how did it become mainstream?

 

[Zenith.UK]

It's Mills & Boon for the current generation.
Hell, even M&B are jumping on the bandwagon.
http://www.millsandboon.co.uk/books/12-Shades-of-Surrender.htm

The point to bear in mind is that the women who enjoy these books must have an undercurrent of submissiveness to get hot and bothered about BDSM in the first place. Blokes should use this book as a way of determining if a woman wants to be dominated or not.
2 plus sides are 1) more people are reading, and 2) more people are shagging.
Let's see what happens to the birth rate next March/April.

 

[Job]

The pornstar Jon Doe said he got more pleasure from masturbation that sleeping with 3 teenage lesbians, he killed himself in the end.
This worries me.

 

[cHodAX]

The pornstar Jon Doe said he got more pleasure from masturbation that sleeping with 3 teenage lesbians, he killed himself in the end.
This worries me.

He was obviously fucking nuts, that would be the highlight of my life and I would have a smile welded to my face.

 

[old.Tohtori]

He was obviously fucking nuts, that would be the highlight of my life and I would have a smile welded to my face.

Notice that Job said sleeping and lesbians. It might be a night full of agony as none of them three ladies would want to go anywhere near your peepee.

 

[Reno]

Also, chances are that he was on the receiving end of some dildo action....
If he bought into being the poster boy for masculinity that a male porn actor is supposed to be, that might have been hard to take.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Also, chances are that he was on the receiving end of some dildo action....
If he bought into being the poster boy for masculinity that a male porn actor is supposed to be, that might have been hard to take.

Intentionally punny?

 

[Reno]

Nah .
But instead of "poster boy of masculinity" I should have said the poster boy example of the big strapping male...

 

[Lamp]

The only way to stem the tide of this book is counter-attack...next time you're on a crowded tube, pull out a copy of Razzle...

 

[Yoni]

Started reading it and it is shite.... My belief is that it is popular because it attempts (fucking poorly) to tap into women's curiosity.... Sadly a big fail, so I put it down again and started "moon over soho" instead which is a superb read....

 

[cHodAX]

The only way to stem the tide of this book is counter-attack...next time you're on a crowded tube, pull out a copy of Razzle...

and have a good fap?