50 realistic things to do before you die...

[Gat_Decor]

Let's add a few "all around the world" goals:
Have sex with atleast 20 years older person.(not your mother/father)

You might wanna add:-

Have sex with a person at least 20 years younger.

For all the old farts on here

 

[throdgrain]

You might wanna add:-

Have sex with a person at least 20 years younger.

For all the old farts on here

Or

Have sex at all


for the rest of you

 

[leggy]

Or

Have sex at all


for the rest of you

Meheh

Throd art ruler of all.

 

[Trem]

Or

Have sex at all


for the rest of you

LMAO!!

You can see why I love throddy

 

[Lester]

LMAO!!

You can see why I love throddy

Because he helped you move from one of those categories to the other?

I deeply want to beat Trem at chess

 

[Ch3tan]

Or

Have sex at all


for the rest of you

I'd give it to you if I didn't have to spread it around first.

 

[leggy]

I deeply want to beat Trem at chess

3rd abuse of mod powers in so many days!!!!

Strip of powers!!!*




*And of clothes!!

 

[Lester]

Because he helped you move from one of those categories to the other?

I deeply want to beat Trem at chess

How was I expected to win when you kept touching my bishop throughout?

 

[pcg79]

Let's add a few "all around the world" goals:

Have sex with an ugly person.
Have sex with atleast 20 years older person.(not your mother/father)
Have sex with two people.
Have a masturbation session in a dressing room.
Have a masturbation session in a public toilet.
Feed a duck.

like like this list. like feeding a duck is somehow sexual (unless this is a euphemism?!?)

 

[Lester]

It's bad form to revive an old thread I know (especially one of your own), but it's almost a year on from this one and I wondered if anyone had done anything interesting this year?

Having survived a brain tumour I thought I might have made more of an effort but needing to keep paying the mortgage seemed to get in the way.

I ate an oyster for the first time, had a new dog, went on a balloon flight, a cruise and am going skiing this Christmas. Also trying to learn to play the piano. I also was very norty with a lady

 

[Clown]

I didn't even know you had a brain tumor. What do you say to someone who survived one? Congratulations? Well done? It all sounds a bit like I'm taking the piss.

Well done though.

Did the lady know you were being naughty?

 

[Trem]

I just ripped the piss out of him for having a broken brain.

Took him months to get his driving licence back and when he did one of our mates bent it in half, that was quite funny as well.

Since his brain problem he doesn't reply to the bloody texts I send him

 

[MYstIC G]

If he's ignoring you, that means he's cured!

 

[Lester]

fuck you barbara! I replied earlier (even though i dont like mobile phones any more). even with half a brain i aer still teh poker king.

Clown, thanks. wasn't down to me though, just good luck and a top surgeon I guess. so well done to him. I found out from the paper recently that the registrar on the ward was one of the Glasgow airport terrorists! My son is worried that he planted a bomb in my head.

 

[Yaka]

meh fifty things,

i just wana do one thing get filthy rich.

 

[DaGaffer]

It's bad form to revive an old thread I know (especially one of your own), but it's almost a year on from this one and I wondered if anyone had done anything interesting this year?

Having survived a brain tumour I thought I might have made more of an effort but needing to keep paying the mortgage seemed to get in the way.

I ate an oyster for the first time, had a new dog, went on a balloon flight, a cruise and am going skiing this Christmas. Also trying to learn to play the piano. I also was very norty with a lady

In the last 12 months I can add a few to the list; skydived, bungy jumped, paraglided, shagged someone 20 years younger than me, 3 in a bed, and something illegal that I'm not going to get into (although I'm not sure it was illegal in the countries I did it in). Ooh, that reads weird. Nothing immoral I'd like to append that with. Just something "the man" might not like.

 

[nath]

20 years younger than me

I was always under the impression you were in your late 20s/early 30's - I hope I was mistaken

 

[Ch3tan]

I danced with playboy bunnies.

 

[DaGaffer]

I was always under the impression you were in your late 20s/early 30's - I hope I was mistaken

Nah, sadly. I'm almost Throd-like in my wizened ancientness

 

[MYstIC G]

My son is worried that he planted a bomb in my head.

He should be, we had a whip round and paid to get it done... if he's used that money to blow up airports instead why we'll..... *shakes fist*

(PS: Glad you've pulled through amigo )

 

[00dave]

Ok in the past year I've got:

Fired a gun (live rounds)
Thrown a grenade
ride in a helicopter
flight in a plane other than a passenger jet
dated a 17 year old (I'm was 25 at the time)
found a fuck buddy
went paintballing
reached level 70 on warcaft

beat that.

 

[throdgrain]

gee wizz ....