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Lamp

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Yeah, I really liked Constantine.

Gabriel told him he was going to die young because he smokes 30 cigarettes a day since he was 15. Yet if you watch the film he gives the impression of smoking a lot more - more like 100+ a day
 

Vasconcelos

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Yeah, I really liked Constantine.

Gabriel told him he was going to die young because he smokes 30 cigarettes a day since he was 15. Yet if you watch the film he gives the impression of smoking a lot more - more like 100+ a day

Well, it is a movie not a BBC documentary on "24hrs in the life of a compulsive smoker" :p
 

Lamp

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If you want nit-picking, check out moviemistakes.com :D
 

Roo Stercogburn

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Transformers 3 review:

[youtubevid]Cc4GjSydejo[/youtubevid]

Possibly one of the best movie reviews ever.
 

Wazzerphuk

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Just when I thought he couldn't get any more prickish and self-indulgent he does that.

Why people rate him I don't know. He's a clever guy but his reviews are bullshit. He has no concept of target audience. He doesn't remember what it's like to be a child. He barely has a sense of humour. He intentionally sets out to treat certain films as shit, even before he's seen them.
 

DaGaffer

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Just when I thought he couldn't get any more prickish and self-indulgent he does that.

Why people rate him I don't know. He's a clever guy but his reviews are bullshit. He has no concept of target audience. He doesn't remember what it's like to be a child. He barely has a sense of humour. He intentionally sets out to treat certain films as shit, even before he's seen them.

On the other hand, it really is going to be shit isn't it?
 

Wazzerphuk

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It probably will be a shit film, but mindlessly entertaining like the other two.

You know a reviewer is shit when they spend time doing things that big their own profile up rather than you know... actually just reviewing the film.
 

DaGaffer

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The thought of a Michael Bay film in 3D is actually giving me a headache.
 

Ch3tan

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The problem is wazz, hat transformers 2 wasn't mindlessly entertaining, it was just shit. Painfully long shit. Bay needs to fuck off.
 

Wij

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Just when I thought he couldn't get any more prickish and self-indulgent he does that.

Why people rate him I don't know. He's a clever guy but his reviews are bullshit. He has no concept of target audience. He doesn't remember what it's like to be a child. He barely has a sense of humour. He intentionally sets out to treat certain films as shit, even before he's seen them.

It says at the end that he'll do a proper review on Friday so what's the problem ? The first two films were both unremittingly shit. Can't believe they could make a third without somehow opening a gateway to a horrific dimension of shit-demons.
 

Wazzerphuk

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It says at the end that he'll do a proper review on Friday so what's the problem ?

That's kind of the point, what's the purpose in that trailer, other than to boost his own profile? Nothing.
 

Wij

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That's kind of the point, what's the purpose in that trailer, other than to boost his own profile? Nothing.

To point out that new depths of shit - like shit made from exotic super-massive particles - are about to plumbed ?
 

Wazzerphuk

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He didn't point anything out, he spent ~30 seconds "headbutting" a camera in an attempt to be funny. It's nothing more than self-promotion.
 

Calaen

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I'm with Wazz, both the previous movies were popcorn munchers, i'll watch the third and come away happy! Review was gash.
 

Ormorof

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on the subject of 3D movies:

BBC News - 2D or not 2D, that is the question

I'm sure i saw a link on here claiming that a lot of companies were pressurising cinemas to scrap 3D because it gives people headaches

i am not a fan of 3D, wearing my own spectacles with a set of 3D spectacles on top is just not fun... (also i have a big nose & head so they rarely fit)
 

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