2006 Wankathon Yearchange Edition!

[old.Tohtori]

I've been off the forumtrips for far too long so....

Here we go people! The month is changing into one of the most market selling time of the year. What am i going to do to improve this great time of year? Nothing! But i will turn this whole month into a gritty, toothaching time of the year for all people who dare take on the challenge!

So i bring you the Wankathon 2006 Yearchange Edition! As you hurry in your life to get your sockfillings, leave one sock untouched. You know what i mean you perverts. No humping, sexoring, wanking, dryhumping, showerpleasing action for the whole month until the clock strikes 12 and it's the year 2007 and you can let fireworks fly!

I'm taking names on this noble cause on this thread, and as always, the winner will be getting the doubtful looks, honor and appreciation for a stubendous effort from the Forumites.

I know, x-mas is a time of giving and plenty of you have wives/hubbies/gf's who like to give a bit of extra. To some it's the only time of year(except birthday) that you get ANY appreciation towards the nether regions and it would be unfair of me to ask for such a contribution(not that kind) and sacrifice. But i do anyway and if you DO join and get the missus/mr's in on it, i'm doubly appreciative! The Wankathon begins as the day changes to 1st of december and ends, well... let's just say the whole world will celebrate with you

So hide your pron, lock up your condoms, say goodbye to the pretty ladies in the streetcorner and let the Wankathon 2006 Yearchange Edition begin!

 

[psyco]

so your asking us to give up any forms of sexual activity's through the month of December?

and whats that about religion?

gl with that though, i dont think any will take up the challenge... cept for the ones that lie

 

[Garok]

This crys out eunuch or possibly you have Pele problems.

State one good reason why we should ?

 

[liloe]

This crys out eunuch or possibly you have Pele problems.

State one good reason why we should ?

Hm, I think last time there were people doing it ^^

 

[psyco]

This crys out eunuch or possibly you have Pele problems.

mind explaining what that is?

 

[swords]

Surely a wankathon suggests copious amounts of wanking?

 

[psyco]

si, i concur...

 

[Mey]

I'm up for it.. shall leave a diary..

day 1: forgoing the mandatory wank before bed... temptation already hard to resist.. must not touch...

 

[psyco]

I'm up for it.. shall leave a diary..

day 1: forgoing the mandatory wank before bed... temptation already hard to resist.. must not touch...

rofl... i can see this is gonna be a highly amusing thread...

btw... its not december yet so you can still get your 'groove' on *shivers*

 

[Sparx]

its that time already? lol

Last wankathon was highly entertaining especially towards the end

 

[Eeben]

im so gonna give it a try this time! sign me up!

 

[Saggy]

so your asking us to give up any forms of sexual activity's through the month of December?

Yeah

and whats that about religion?

You discovered some secret message from old.Tohtori's post that rest of us can't see?

gl with that though, i dont think any will take up the challenge... cept for the ones that lie

Plenty of people took part of the last Wankathon

Oh... sign me up!

 

[Maff]

Well just split up with GF and the month of Dec will eb busy with work for me so i'll give it a go.
but i might only last a week me thinks
but whats classed as a wank,if i do a few shakes at the toilet aftre a wee wee how many befor i get classed as a wank and then have to pull out of this?

 

[Vladamir]

Yeah

Oh... sign me up!

Personally i think you should abstain from beer for a month and see what happens

 

[Saggy]

Personally i think you should abstain from beer for a month and see what happens

Ouch :< Not going to happen!

 

[Mey]

GOD damn it! I thought it started now, how many days do i have left?

 

[Vladamir]

GOD damn it! I thought it started now, how many days do i have left?

Today and tommorow, get fapping

 

[Calaen]

I wont be taking part in this one tbh

I completed the last one with 2 wet dreams my only outlet. I found by the end of the month I was worn out tired, although I started to appreciate much more the sense of touch and physical exploration all over the body rather than, sticking him in and pulling him out.

I feel I benefited loads from completing the task, so enjoy it

 

[old.Tohtori]

Mey
Eeben
Saggy

As much as i can see have taken up this monstrosity(as well as the writer ofcourse). The rules are rather vague in their simplicity.

You can do any action on your willy(or wonka) that is not considered "overly stimulating". Such as, you can wash it(hopefully you do), but rubbing washlotion on it 500 times in a row is waaaaaay bending the rules. You know if you've been norty and in situations where you don't, it's share and care time. Tell it here and get your judgement swift.

It's not too strict, it's just like..."*yawn* I'll just have my morning wank and...uhoh! The wankathon! Resist!"

About the new people who see this and think this has anything to do with sense, sanity, moral values, religion or the little herring that lives in our washbowls...it doesn't. It's the Wankathon. It has no point whatsoever and as such, and as last time said, people who lie can live their life as sad as it is when they have to lie on a forum about not wanking

State one good reason why we should ?

Can't. Honestly can't. Can't figure one out for myself. It's not about reasoning honestly. Except the last one was fun as "f*ck", no pun intented.

EDIT: Oh and our old Runner Calaen brought up a good point, wet dreams are ok, you can't control them.

But drunken sexoring isn't! That dropped a few of us last time

Oh and as a disclaimer if you have some sort of medical thingy, you should talk to your white coated guy thingy at the hospital thingy.

 

[Eeben]

Bump

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hehe, 3h left here.

Soon the clock hits 12 and it's a wankfree zone at the icefloat. I'm gonna miss ya little buddy

 

[Azurus]

Why would you obstain from the holiday sex .

It makes me sad .

 

[Tombha]

im in!

 

[Tombha]

im out!

 

[Dracus]

im out!

I admire ur dedication!

I'll give it a try (not keeping my hopes up tho)

/Dracus

 

[Mey]

Ok:

Dec 1st 3:10AM, just arrived home from rock city. Now in bed.. Late night porn not even touched, urge not really apparant yet, i'm sure i will feel it in the morning. Feelings about entering said competition are mixed.. Im sure im going to regret this..

 

[old.Tohtori]

On the first day of christmas my right hand gave to me...Nothing.

That's how the morning started and allready i remember the last time. It's gonna be a long..yer..."hard" road ahead of me with alot of mixed feelings and "stiff" upper lips

 

[Mey]

Dec 1ST 12:49am: I almost failed this morning.. but i will keep on fighting.

 

[Calaen]

Dec 1ST 12:49am: I almost failed this morning.. but i will keep on fighting.

Its worth it at the end

 

[Dahakon]

ok, I'm in.

Woke up and sitting in frount of the computer, and trying hard to ignore porn.

>_<