Mccload
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 196
> >>You know you're living in 2004 when...
> >>
> >>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >>
> >>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >>
> >>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >>
> >>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >>
> >>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> >>that they
> >>don't have e-mail addresses.
> >>
> >>6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
> >>in a
> >>business manner.
> >>
> >>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
> >>an
> >>outside line.
> >>
> >>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> >>different
> >>companies.
> >>
> >>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >>
> >>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >>
> >>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
> >>if
> >>anyone
> >>is home.
> >>
> >>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of
> >>the
> >>screen.
> >>
> >>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
> >>have the
> >>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
> >>and you
> >>turn
> >>around to go and get it.
> >>
> >>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
> >>coffee.
> >>
> >>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
> >>
> >>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> >>
> >>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> >>this
> >>message.
> >>
> >>19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> >>
> >>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
> >>on this
> >>list.
> >>
> >>and now you are laughing at yourself.
> >>
> >>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >>
> >>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >>
> >>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >>
> >>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >>
> >>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> >>that they
> >>don't have e-mail addresses.
> >>
> >>6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
> >>in a
> >>business manner.
> >>
> >>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
> >>an
> >>outside line.
> >>
> >>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> >>different
> >>companies.
> >>
> >>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >>
> >>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >>
> >>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
> >>if
> >>anyone
> >>is home.
> >>
> >>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of
> >>the
> >>screen.
> >>
> >>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
> >>have the
> >>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
> >>and you
> >>turn
> >>around to go and get it.
> >>
> >>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
> >>coffee.
> >>
> >>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
> >>
> >>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> >>
> >>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> >>this
> >>message.
> >>
> >>19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> >>
> >>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
> >>on this
> >>list.
> >>
> >>and now you are laughing at yourself.
