2 vs 1

[CorNokZ]

Been a great night out with some of my mates! But I decide to go home early.. Omw home I pass a Mc Donald's so I get my selv a late night menu 1 (2xBig mac, large fries and a larcge saod 7£)! After 15minutes I finally get my food and I start walking home(5 mins from the Mickey D's), when one of these two guys asks me if I have a smoke, just as I've turned down this small street.. I tell him that he can buy his own smokes if he's that desperate!

BOOM! All of a sudden I'm eating pavement! One of the two has hit me to the ground from the back so I've dropped all my food, which I've just spent my last money on! The other one doens't seem to be up for a fight, but the one that hit me in the back is obviously up for it! I have never been in a fight! I'm usually the one stopping fights! As none of my friends were there to back me up it just kinda... Clicked? I got up, pushed the guy who wasn't really doing anything to the ground, but then his friend pushed me to the ground and started kicking me

Thought I was fucked, but he only got to kick me like two or three times and then it stopped? Two guys from the other side of the road had seen it all and attacked my attacker, and then helped me up! Thye held him down and forced him to give me all his money as a payment for my food! So I paid 7£ for my burgers, but the geezer had like 30£ in his wallet! I ofc decided not to go buy a new burgers, but bought the two guys who had helped me out a pint as a thank!

What a great night out!

 

[tris-]

i wish it could of been a happier ending for you

 

[CorNokZ]

Happier ending? So what if I got kicked onceo r twice! I got the help when it was nedded from two random guys! Bought em a a pint each and had a laugh at what just happened! Andrenalin(sp)?! was pumping and I wasnt really hurt so it all worked out! I worked home with about 20£ fro m my original 7£ and I made two new frineds! was great

 

[Congax]

ut I decide to go home early..

This was your mistake!

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Going home early can screw one up seriously. Good to hear that you're okay and that people stepped in to help.

 

[Wonk]

so you didn't beat up both? wanker.

<3

I've been attacked on a similiar way 3 times, but I've luckily always been faster. I guess it's the adrenaline rush.

 

[CorNokZ]

I got one of them! I'm still fucking hammered and I smell

 

[Mey]

Um haven't you guys just sort of technically mugged the guy that started a fight on you?

 

[Mephz]

One tip, don't mouth at 2 people on your own and have your back to one.

 

[Lamp]

Tip: never leave your house. In fact, never get out of bed.

 

[Overdriven]

One tip, don't mouth at 2 people on your own and have your back to one.

I agree there.

 

[leviathane]

chav warfare.

 

[CorNokZ]

Um haven't you guys just sort of technically mugged the guy that started a fight on you?

So what if we mugged him? All he was up to was picking a fight he knew that he would win and I was the unlucky git he decided to jump! I don't care what you say.. He fucking deserved it!

 

[Nate]

He should've used the fork-affro attack, your only true weakness. Glad to see your alright though bitch

 

[CorNokZ]

When are you coming to collect all the money I've made my pimp Nate Mate?

 

[Nate]

Due to recent events I have had to do pimp transactions through my bank, I think he rung you earlier he sent me a recorded message of the call: YouTube - Fonejacker - Why are you such a miser?
[youtubevid]P2pn7A6hVZ4[/youtubevid]


So if you could comply with George the next time he rings, I will have all the monies

 

[old.Tohtori]

To be honest, you deserved it

Mouthing off people like that, someone SHOULD some sense into you.

And stealing the guys cash? That's just f*cked up. Sure, make him pay for the food, but taking all of his cash "just because"...pfft.

 

[Olgaline]

hitting someone from behind when your 2v1 is so weak it's pathetic,
I feel sorry for the guy that didnt hit you, no reason to push him down, he didnt do anything, also why the attitude to begin with? all he did was ask for a cig, altho it in no way imo warrented him hitting you, not even close! taking all his cash ? silly! should have taken what you'd lost and left him. by mugging him "I'm sorry to say" you took your self down to his level. but when the adrenalin is pumping and your pissed off, judgement isnt exactly at it's highest level, cant say i wouldnt have done the same, altho I'd like to think i would keep my cool and not do it. "but it's easy for us to sit in the comfort of our home behind the comp screen and pass judgement at you,it's another story to be involved in it.

But damn nice to hear about the two guys that helped you tho' that was ace, many would have just walked past not givig a shit! thats rare these days

 

[Jarahl]

Good job Anders. Wish I'd been there!

 

[echome]

That is why I always bring a shotgun, when ever I leave my home!
Crazy people around you know.

 

[Lamp]

Did you eat the burger you dropped ?

 

[Olgaline]

Did you eat the burger you dropped ?

waste if he didnt ?
such over-consumerism, capitalist pig!?

 

[Olgaline]

That is why I always bring a shotgun, when ever I leave my home!
Crazy people around you know.

ye I hear ya,
I never forget to put on my army outfit and my trusty jungle knife, boots and belt.

you can never be sure with all tho's extreamist wierdos running about!

 

[Bugz]

That is why I always bring a shotgun, when ever I leave my home!
Crazy people around you know.

I'd prob take a shotgun out too if I lived near Cornokz.

P.S -> taekwondo/kickboxing varient is a very nice self-defence if anyone is interested. Just took it up myself and it's great fun

 

[CorNokZ]

Did you eat the burger you dropped ?

Can't really remember.. Think I forgot all about it and then went to a pub with my two saviours.. It's all kinda blurred and it all happened so far, so I can't say for sure :/

ps: Why would you want to bring a shutgun if you lived in my area Bugz? Because of me or because of the ppl?

 

[kivik]

Eh what the fuck? Did someone actually think he deserved getting hit down and kicked because he said something witty?

Seriously this 'they are bigger and more than me, must act nice' attitude is just silly. Nothing that you say should give anyone rights to hit you and kick you while you are lying down, nor should you 'deserve' that.

Good to see others came and helped, but should've just taken the money for the burger

And what Bugz said, go kickboxing so you can turn around and smack the motherfuckers that are asking for it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Eh what the fuck? Did someone actually think he deserved getting hit down and kicked because he said something witty?

First, people who throw "witty" comments like that, insult people when there's no need and so forth, do deserve a slapping.

The "kicking" came because he continued the fight, took it on the non-aggressor as well.

Again we could turn the table and say that if someone came to these forums, that WE know, and said "Some guy was giving me crap so i decided to slap him around a bit, teach the chav wanker a lesson, then out of the blue two more guys jumped me and stole all my money!", people would be taking his side.

 

[Laddey]

I accidently threw a dart in my cousins leg last night >.< about half an inch from his Achilles Heal.

 

[Wonk]

I accidently threw a dart in my cousins leg last night >.< about half an inch from his Achilles Heal.

shit is the dart still usable?

 

[Laddey]

shit is the dart still usable?

Yes! We saved the dart!