#2!$ Evil trafic police

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Sibanac

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Stoopid trafic police wrote me a ticket because i was wrongly parked!
I must admit i was wronly parked and there was a no parking sign there, behind that tree, covered in moss and bird shit.
I mean maybe they should plant another tree infront of it or a hedge, bet they could write even more tickets then.
 
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Brynn

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Bet they get a comission for each car they give a ticket too.
 
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Brynn

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I would love to be a traffic warden and Ticket beemers, Mercs, Porshe's, and even best ferraries or lambos
 
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Brynn

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Harassment = sue them = no longer a traffic warden :D
 
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Sibanac

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Originally posted by Brynn
Bet he is a Traffic Warden


Well he's a thane, thats could make anybody bitter enough to become a Traffic Warden
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by Brynn
Bet he is a Traffic Warden

Nah, I just work in central london, too many bloody cars IMO..

Although I also want the right to carry a flamethrower to get slow moving shoppers and tourists out of my way.
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by FoXeH
you must die

The way people drive round these parts it's only a matter of time before we all do :rolleyes:
 
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Brynn

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Yea ,

ooooooo i hate!! people who stop in the middle of pavements and just stand there. While everyone else is trying to walk past them.
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by Brynn
Yea ,

ooooooo i hate!! people who stop in the middle of pavements and just stand there. While everyone else is trying to walk past them.

Those kind of people hate me more. I walk straight through them...
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by Brynn
Good plan :)

It kind of helps if you're a 6 foot 14 stone tattooed skinhead, people don't have a go at me when I do it.
 
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ChillyDawg

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Originally posted by old.yaruar
Those kind of people hate me more. I walk straight through them...

your forgetting /noclip isnt turned on IRL so you prolly "walk straight into them and fall over" :D
 
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Sibanac

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Originally posted by ChillyDawg
your forgetting /noclip isnt turned on IRL so you prolly "walk straight into them and fall over" :D


btw chilly the parking ticket is all your fault !!!
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by ChillyDawg
your forgetting /noclip isnt turned on IRL so you prolly "walk straight into them and fall over" :D

It's never me that falls over though :D
 
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kirennia

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Originally posted by Brynn
Yea ,

ooooooo i hate!! people who stop in the middle of pavements and just stand there. While everyone else is trying to walk past them.

Or even worse, where theres a line of 3 grannies taking up the whole pavement and you can't pass them.....grrrr they do my nut in.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by old.yaruar
It kind of helps if you're a 6 foot 14 stone tattooed skinhead, people don't have a go at me when I do it.

Lol no way, I cant possibly imagine you as a 6ft 14st, tattooed skinhead.

You're a short arse, bearded, colourblind dorf who hits for less than even me! :D
 
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XeffoInfil

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Lol no way, I cant possibly imagine you as a 6ft 14st, tattooed skinhead.

You're a short arse, bearded, colourblind dorf who hits for less than even me! :D

lol win
 

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