1k

[Stazbumpa]

I have reached the 1000th post mark.
I have acheived a "monkey" as it were.

And all without pointless spamming.

Apart from this post of course.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh congrats

 

[nothing]

Well done. I achieved this feat on another set of forums, but I'll not pimp. At my rate of posting I doubt I'll ever be welcomed in to this elite group, but we can but hope. I won't have done it without spamming though.

Anyone remember 'moo'? Of course you do.

 

[Wij]

Just a wittle

 

[Summo]

Welcome home, Mungo!

 

[Stazbumpa]

yeah, where the hell have you been?

 

[throdgrain]

staz m8 a monkey is 500 quid not a thousand
anyway,nice one u n me m8,the only non-spam0rs!
ahem..

 

[old.Explosive23]

n1

 

[Stazbumpa]

Originally posted by throdgrain
staz m8 a monkey is 500 quid not a thousand
anyway,nice one u n me m8,the only non-spam0rs!
ahem..

Is it? I was remembering a line from Lock stock when that kids says "fuck me he's got half a monkey in 'ere" referring to 500 quid he's just found. I'm probably wrong though.

 

[old.Kez]

I remember the one time Billy Mitchell from EastEnders tried to be a hard-nut Cockney Geezah by using slang. He asked for a Monkey from Steve, but Steve said "you gotta be 'avin' a laugh incha'" and offered him half, which turned out to be £250.

Also, he said monkey like honkey. It was funny, and I do get out.

 

[Summo]

Do a Google search for 'cockney slang monkey' and all the returns say £500.

 

[old.Kez]

Mine's a better story though.

 

[Summo]

 

[old.Kez]

Thats simply days old!

wub joo.

 

[Summo]

wub j00 too.

 

[Wij]

Can't hear j00

 

[throdgrain]

the monkey thing...

lads with the greatest respect in the world i am a motor trader.a monkey is most certainly £500.
and a pony is 25
and a score is 20
and a skin diver is ,no suprise a fiver
we call £100 a long 'un,tho i dont know how many other ppl do lol

 

[old.Kez]

Make more sense if you followed the trend and called £100 a Tonne :/

 

[throdgrain]

Well I'd prolly call it a TON

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd call it money, but I'm strange like that

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by throdgrain
Well I'd prolly call it a TON

A tonne is metric, a ton is variable. Either works, as both are pronounced the same.

 

[throdgrain]

cant argue with that...

 

[old.Kez]

Then let us not. Rejoice!

 

[Stazbumpa]

Agree with Kez

/me feels funny.

 

[Testin da Cable]

who's Funny?

 

[Nibbler]

n1 Staz! And ta for that lubbly CS game yesterday

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by mungo_jerry
Well done. I achieved this feat on another set of forums, but I'll not pimp. At my rate of posting I doubt I'll ever be welcomed in to this elite group, but we can but hope. I won't have done it without spamming though.

Anyone remember 'moo'? Of course you do.

http://forums.barrysworld.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=2900



Weren't me, honest guv!

 

[bigbb]

so you're the secret spammer.

*points*

*fade*

*spot light*

 

[Summo]

omg, bigbb!!!!¬`1111!!

 

[Nibbler]

LOL