1880 just isn't enough

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Wij

Guest
Sometimes I get that anyway if I mess up the unzipping process.
 
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Wij

Guest
<TRUE_CONFESSION>
I once caught my bell and took a chunk out of it.
</TRUE_CONFESSION>

:(
 
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Wilier

Guest
lol, whilst were talkin of bleeding bells,

My good lady an I were *ahem*getting jiggy one afternoon, at my mums, before we got our house. She was on top and in the heat of the moment, it slipped out, she made a grap for it and stabbed me bell with her finger nail. TBH, didnt actually notice until after when we noticed all the gouting blood, all over me sheets.:(

Went to the bog to wash down and, passed out on the bathroom floor. CJ was laughing so much she didnt notice the front door open, and my Dad coming upstairs. Oh the shame.:eek:

Explain that one away.
 
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Sar

Guest
I've heard tell that Wij has a Baby Bell, and it's a bit cheesey

;)
 
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Sar

Guest
Originally posted by Wilier
Explain that one away.

Should've said she bit it accidentally while she was cleaning it.

*cough*
 
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Munkey-

Guest
getting balls trapped in the zip hurts. trust meh
 
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Munkey-

Guest
and there was me thinking he was being sensible
 
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Wij

Guest
My friend snapped his willy the first time he attempted to gain his brown wings :/
 
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MYstIC G

Guest
s'ok you probably got "Brain Freeze" from reading a Sar post ;)
 
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Munkey-

Guest
if it exists in the physical world, then yes you can "do" it
 
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Hashmonster

Guest
Originally posted by SomeGuy


Heh heh. Here's what I'm gonna do...

Tomorrow at work I'm gonna hide a laptop in a cupboard, NetMeeting into it and begin playing this loudly on it. :D I'll let you know what happens.

SUMMO!? ahem...

how'd it go with the above plan? :)
 
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Sir Frizz

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
My friend snapped his willy the first time he attempted to gain his brown wings :/

Fucking LOL!

Thanks for that:D
 
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MYstIC G

Guest
*preys Munkey figures it out before Wij explains it in graphic detail with flowcharts*
 
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Sar

Guest
Originally posted by Munkey
brown wings?

I don't beleive someone has to actually ask that....

Especially living with the Arabs.

;)
 
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Munkey-

Guest
has it something to do with auto-feletio (sp) but with..........the other end?
 
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MYstIC G

Guest
for the sake of all that is pure and good:

"no comment"
 

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