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[scooby-doo]

ooooooooooooooh banging head.fucking lager is the devils work.
never ever ever again will i go out boosing.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
ooooooooooooooh banging head.fucking lager is the devils work.
never ever ever again will i go out boosing.

Fancy a pint ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

mine's a murphys stout mate

 

[Wij]

Sick !!!!!!!!!1





But Ok. I'll have a bottle of Asahi. Scooby ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

he's off to the bar already I think

 

[Wij]

Cool - Let's get seats. I can't stand up on an all day session.

 

[Testin da Cable]

righto. in the back there, by that booth with teh chix!
scooby know we're off back there?

 

[Wij]

He'll find us by the crowd of laydeez that will gather.

 

[Testin da Cable]

naturally. he's a bit feart of teh wimmins though :/
hewwo lass, hows you been then? still at the law firm?

 

[Wij]

*await drinkee*

 

[scooby-doo]

noooooo your all evil.




























im gonna puke tbh.

 

[Wij]

Give drink then go to bog and puke. You'll ruin our pulling powerz.

 

[Testin da Cable]

nothing like a mate with puke all down his front to scare teh ladiez off really. what were you thinking scooby? mine's a double JD&C ta, want another Wij?

 

[scooby-doo]

like i need any help with my pulling powerz.hehe.burp

 

[Testin da Cable]

you have noticed that there are no ladies within a 3 yard radius of you while Wij is getting a blowjob in the corner and Tanya and Jessica have been trying to get me to come bact to their apartement with them for a little after-pub party?

I'll have another thanks. Don't disturb Wij though, just give me his drink and I'll see he gets it*












* may not be entirely true

 

[scooby-doo]

whos wij getting a blow job from?...and leave tanya alone m8 she has teh crabbors.however ill spit roast jessica with you if ya like....




in my best joey tribbiani voice "hey how u doin"

 

[Wij]

Oy - gimme my drink !

*enjoy*

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh I don't double team mate. you can watch if you want, just don't touch isall tbh you should come back with us if only to shower all that gunk off your face. get us a bottle of champers from the bar then, and we'll leave. Wij isn't quite done yet judging from the sounds, so he can take care of himself heh.

oh sorry Wij matey, here's yer glass. only had a few sips ehehehe he

 

[scooby-doo]

heh tales from the bar.so what are we calling this imaginary little watering hole of ours...and anyone says gaybar gets fisted

 

[Wij]

That's it love. Wash it down with vodka. Right. I'm off to wipe me cock on paper towels. Drink anyone ?

 

[Scouse]

Virtual pubs aer teh p00.


















But I'll have a pint of Guinn-wharr please

 

[scooby-doo]

Originally posted by Wij
. Right. I'm off to wipe me cock on paper towels. Drink anyone ?

makes a change from wiping it on ya curtains.

 

[Wij]

Any bottles of Tiger back there ?

If not Bollinger 90 will be fine.

*tipsy grin*

 

[mank!]

Lager sucks, I can't even drink a whole pint of it now.

GUINNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by mank!
GUINNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guinness is one of the few beers/ales/lagers i can drink

I prefer spirits

 

[mank!]

vodkarrrrrr

I'm going to Ireland next week, proper Guiness here I come!

 

[darthshearer]

*Hic* fany seeing youves peoplea here *hic*

/me falls with guinness

*hic* whoops sorry love all on dress your new and downir the frwont i'll like it off

 

[darthshearer]

Originally posted by mank!
vodkarrrrrr

I'm going to Ireland next week, proper Guiness here I come!

Hope you got proper cash Mank, I come back the other week and stayed from Fri - Sun for my mates 40th and I spent £650!

 

[Clowneh!]

is it ur birthday today or is that a fake date?

 

[darthshearer]

No it really is

Me got the day of Tom and gonna get steaming tonight