13 most irresponsible self defense gadgets

[Jimmy]

13 most irresponsible self defense gadgets money-can buy

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[DaGaffer]

13 most irresponsible self defense gadgets money-can buy

The 13 Most Irresponsible Self Defense Gadgets Money Can Buy | Cracked.com

Ooh, I want the "Blast Knuckles" - for all those Strontium Dog fantasies.

 

[Dukat]

Vending machine disguise, lmao

unsuspecting victim: "one minute, I'm going to go get some cokecola.... WHAT THE ?!?!"
Vending machine: "Ahahhh!!"

 

[Nate]

Aye some of these are fucktarded! Can't wait to see them used in the real world! Wonder if YouTube has any videos of em

 

[Nate]

This is where they got the idea!
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you see how it would fool an attacker? You'd go out the back ofc they'd never notice!

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Check these guys out, it isn't even a phone! But it has a nice little light, incase you can't see who your stunning...

 

[TdC]

"frick'n 900000 volts of party-time"


lol

 

[Dukat]

You're all missing the point here!

VENDING MACHINE DISGUISE!

This is the stuff of legends! Just imagine the uses!

Problem: Girlfriend turned ugly?

Spoiler

Solution: HIDE HER! WITH THE MOBILE VENDING MACHINE

Its like shes not even there anymore! amazing !!

 

[chipper]

lol come on no1 surely had to be the tampon tazer i mean WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[Sparx]

You're all missing the point here!

VENDING MACHINE DISGUISE!

This is the stuff of legends! Just imagine the uses!

Problem: Girlfriend turned ugly?

Spoiler

Solution: HIDE HER! WITH THE MOBILE VENDING MACHINE

Its like shes not even there anymore! amazing !!

i love the feet hanging out the bottom of the vending machine haha

 

[Aesgir]

Can't help but wonder if the electrified jacket and the tampon taser come with special warnings 'do not wear inside out' and 'not to be used as a real tampon'.

Could be some funny court cases in the future if not

 

[Dukat]

Could be some funny court cases in the future if not

you joke, but I had some sleep-aid pills a while back that said on the side:

"TO BE TAKEN ORALLY"
"MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS"



And there was me trying to put them in my elbow as a stimulant!!!

 

[Jimmy]

you joke, but I had some sleep-aid pills a while back that said on the side:

"TO BE TAKEN ORALLY"
"MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS"



And there was me trying to put them in my elbow as a stimulant!!!

rofl

 

[ECA]

I'd say the most irresponsible self defence gadget would be giving villagers a vote to protect themselves from werewolves

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Brainwave Neutraliser.
Man, there are far more effective ways of getting that disired effect. An mp3 player and speaker woven into your coat witha panic button. Press button, and "My heart will go on" plays at full blast. Injures you both, but would scare off the attacker.

 

[Nate]

You've got sleep-aids now Dukat, your fucked! It specifically said not to put them in your elbow, the only place the sleep-aids can get in to the blood system and infect you with sleep-aids.

 

[Draylor]

I'd say the most irresponsible self defence gadget would be giving villagers a vote to protect themselves from werewolves

They knew you were a villager, they just wanted you dead cos they dont like you.

Fortunately now the "ECA must die" irc spam should be over

 

[Dukat]

You've got sleep-aids now Dukat, your fucked! It specifically said not to put them in your elbow, the only place the sleep-aids can get in to the blood system and infect you with sleep-aids.

rofl, I knew when I typed that word that someone would pick up on it

All I have to say is: I was infected long before I played "find the sausage" at your house!!!