"I don't want to go to Waitrose. I want a fuckbuddy."
"I've made a psycho call to the woman I love. Kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepperspray an acquaintance. Something..I mean, whats happened to me?"
"I spent a lot of time with Ray before he died and it's important to remember that Ray found Jesus. Now while their may be no proof for Jesus, there's no proof for lots of things like science or the stock market but we still believe in them. Look, what I'm trying to say is, supposing I never used to like, say, Enya but then I decided I really really liked Enya and that Enya was great and Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with mentions of Enya and photos of Enya, I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to continue with no mention of Enya at all"
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