101 things to do one handed

[Ezteq]

Yup im still in my lovely hot ithcy cast (and tbh its starting to feel a bit gooey in there) so to take my mind off that heres some stuff to do one handed!!

1) Restrain a mouse, Rar dontcha feel like tarzan now eh?

2) Dress like klingons and do the one handed rib slash, yea your dead 'ard!

3) Pump a breast

4) Open a knife! wow will the fun never end??

5) Use toilet paper!! see theyve even done a diagram! arnt folk helpful?

 

[Ezteq]

ok ran out of attatchment room..

101 things one handed cont.

6) shuffle cards for your chums

7) fingerspell! wow the hours of fun you can have taunting those less educated than you!

8) or if like me your just sick of only having one hand just give in and give someone the bird!!

kk not 101 at all but feel free to add suggestions n stuff (btw only 1 rude pic out of 40 google images under "one handed" search title, am dissapointed guys)

 

[Aoln]

wank

 

[Calaen]

Knock one out? on the other hand if your a lady just ignore the comment.

 

[Mojo]

some of us need 2 hands for that!

 

[Ezteq]

some of us need 2 hands for that!

we bragging there a bit lil mo?

and as to the other 2 suggestions i am infact a lay-dee and dont do that sort of thing, also dont want to get my cast manky and try explaining that to the doctors!

"err yea right sorry about that, just shook hands with captain birdseye" <cough>

 

[Tinu]

we bragging there a bit lil mo?

Don't think he´s bragging, he prolly just have very small hands.

 

[brad]

lol

 

[Bahumat]

Don't think he´s bragging, he prolly just have very small hands.

haha like Jeremy Beadle

 

[Bugz]

Don't think he´s bragging, he prolly just have very small hands.

I do believe he was refering to the fingers.

 

[Mojo]

Don't think he´s bragging, he prolly just have very small hands.

no, it's just that i cant wank without flicking my balls

 

[Himse]

haha like Jeremy Beadle

rofl where did that come from?

 

[Sinnica]

wank

was only waiting for this when i had read the first post ofc its Aoln

 

[Aoln]

it's the first thing i thought of

 

[nakkiel]

and as to the other 2 suggestions i am infact a lay-dee and dont do that sort of thing,

HA HA yeah right

on topic, there used to be a bloke that drank in the sawyers arms that could skin up one handed. impressive

 

[Aoln]

Lots of people can do that, just needs practice

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

dunno what hand you got plastered, but if it's your right, you could learn to touchtype on lefthand dvorak or when your left is in a cast try the righthand dvorak

this program (not freeware afaik, but no doubt there are other freeware/GNU touchtype progs out there) learns you to touch-type in various keyboard layouts

 

[Thadius]

haha like Jeremy Beadle

Last i heard, Jeremy Beadle has lukemia :<

 

[nakkiel]

Lots of people can do that, just needs practice

lots of people can do lots of things with practice.

 

[Gungo]

Last i checked, picking of the nose only took one hand, well one fingure to be precise

 

[Thorwyn]

play a Warlock?!


hm... I guess someone had to bring this one. Now that I took care of it, you can continue with serious ideas.

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe well i envy that guy that can make a smoke one handed! i smoke roll ups and tried (omg whattamess!!) to make them one handed but i got these stumpy lil fingers and it just goes to hel in a handbasket, fortunately (halleluja!!) my beloved bf ordered me a rolly machine off ebay which should arrive soon.


jeremy beadle ref made me chuckle (4 those that dont know he was born with a deformed hand its a lot smaller that normal one but hes not shy about it) he has/had leukimia but says he got lucky and got the best kind because its not lethal and hes doing well.

 

[Thorwyn]

lace your shoes

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/onehandedlacing.htm

light a fire

http://www.equipped.com/firestrt.htm

play a silly videogame

http://gprime.net/video.php/onehandedpopnmusic

dry your hair

http://www.activeforever.com/Produc...tiveForever.com&RequestID=9/1/2005+1:06:53+AM

open a jar

http://www.activeforever.com/Produc...tiveForever.com&RequestID=9/1/2005+1:06:53+AM

basically... eat stuff!

http://www.activeforever.com/Departments_One-Handed-Use_T18,0136,0023.htm

juggle

http://www.everwonder.com/david/juggle/onehandedjuggling/

buy a book about living with one hand (which you can´t read unless you got the one-handed book reading device from the site above)

http://www.dynamic-living.com/singlehanded_book.htm

 

[Jaem-]

was only waiting for this when i had read the first post ofc its Aoln

cute avatar btw!

 

[Ezteq]

basically... eat stuff!

http://www.activeforever.com/Departments_One-Handed-Use_T18,0136,0023.htm

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loooooool nice post, tbh im scared to eat infront of innocent bystanders lol even had to put of visiting in laws due to my grossness when trying to get food from plate to gob.

 

[Jaem-]

loooooool nice post, tbh im scared to eat infront of innocent bystanders lol even had to put of visiting in laws due to my grossness when trying to get food from plate to gob.

Just wear a baby bip, dress to impress your laws.

 

[Sinnica]

cute avatar btw!

Unfortunatly not my dog, Had a Golden Retriver a few years ago though, getting a Leonberger and/or a Berner sennen next year <3

 

[Ezteq]

Just wear a baby bip, dress to impress your laws.

lol dont, they allready keep saying to me i need a booster seat cos im too small to reach the dining table properly & have to sit on 2 cushions

 

[Gamah]

play a Warlock?!

Someones never played a warlock, they use a hell of a lot more than 1 button, even if they can insta kill.

 

[Conchabar]

using a knife
useing a glock
blazing
smoking on my pipe
drinking
guitar